Yes, I had three daughters and I was not easy pickins.

So You Wanna Date My Daughter,

Yeah , as a football player, I heard that you were great,
And you wanna take my beautiful daughter, dancing for a date,

Your school work is the very best, of anywhere around,
And you claim to wear the latest mode’s, of any boy in town,

You say you have the coolest convertible, as pretty as a flower,
With custom sheepskin covers, and a hundred watts of music power,

A bouquet of beautiful roses, that really cost a pain,
And for a crowning evening, a light bottle of champagne,

You ask why I wanna have, this little talk with you,
Most Dad’s you say, don’t really care, what their daughters do,

Well I’m not your average Dad, and for my daughter’s welfare,
I have many years of hard work, dedicated to her care,

Yes I have this beautiful daughter, I want her in by twelve no later,
I also have a black belt, and an Angus bull castrator!

Any Questions?