Auto makers are all hung up on the same design- Better remember where you parked or use way points with GPS for it's location.

Wrong Car

I may have drank a little too much , had another and then,
I really shouldn’t be driving with the shape I’m in,

It was a political meeting, we held at Harvey’s bar,
And after I went looking in the Park lot for my car,

Ahhh, Yeah, there it is , I can’t remember parking here,
Maybe , but I don’t recall it being quite this near,

Forgot the combination , like every body does,
I called the local locksmith , did he know what it was,

No, try your license number like a lot of people do,
Lotta damn help you are I cain’t remember that one too,

I touched the number thing and it started screaming for a bit ,
A guy was yelling at me then the screaming quit,

He came runnin , sayin, it’s my car you see,
I said I didn’t appreciate some one yelling loud at me,

I ain’t hard of hearing, this car is my make,
Damn cars now all look the same, I made a slight mistake,

Well feller put your eyes on, or sober up a little,
There’s two more cars just like it over in the middle,

It’s guys like you that screw things up and cain’t see worth a damn,
Me I never make mistakes , you should be like I am,

Well I just checked the license and thought that I might try it,
The car was screaming once again , this guy just had a fit,

Waving his key fob in the air and calling me a son of a bitch,
He was in a dizzy, couldn’t seem to find the switch,

Suddenly then the screaming quit , a man came outta the Bar,
Yellin,You two idiots quit your fight and git away from my car!