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He Left Me Out, I'm Hurt
by Felix LeRoy Perry → (All Poetry by Felix LeRoy Perry)
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Seems the den has inherited a new critic and from what I have read of him and his work he won't last long but I did feel kind of left out that he did not feel my work good enough to leave a nasty piggy note on so thought I'd write a pre emptive poem for him to attack...hugs to all


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He Left Me Out, I’m Hurt!


 


 


His mother called him David


She never taught him any class


He grew up to be an idiot


Perhaps that’s why he’s now an ass


 


He bills himself a great poet


Sort of thinks he’s a literary Mr. Big


Yet, to most serious writers


He has less talent than a pig


 


Hides behind his faceless obscurity


Like the security blanket of a child


My, my shall we all just pity him…


This obnoxious infant running wild


 


We’ve all read the rave of his lunacy


The Hitler like rant he calls his own


Do I detect a sad dejected figure?


Living in a world so all alone


 


Is he crying out for our attention?


Or is he just bored to hell with life


Perhaps he is mentally challenged


Or found another man with his wife


 


Now I thought I should ignore him


For so far he has not attacked me


Then I said “Ah f*** you buddy,


we’re all family here you see!”


 


 


 


 


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 Reviews of "He Left Me Out, I'm Hurt"
Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
I was left out too
Did whoever just pick on women?
Oh well, fine writing for sure..

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on August 26, 2007
I missed something while away...We have critics here?....lol I didn't know that. Lady J

Reviewed by Southern Comfort
Reviewed on August 25, 2007
I ADORE YOU SWEETPEA! You are beautiful, wonderful and truly classy!
Now let's all give the PIG a moonin sendoff! One, Two Three, drop drawers and SALUTE! HUGS! SC

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 24, 2007
An oinky write ... we do not need two legged pigs ...geeee I even dislike my own piggies after reading this person....I thought piggies were cute...but they lost that charm...but I LOVE YOUR little guy.."That's all folks"....lol!!

Ignore is the best policy!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by George Thompson
Reviewed on August 24, 2007
Perhaps you are the luckiest of all not to have been the center of an attack in writing. He sucks! If he's the same one who attacked me, his firt name is listed as - - - - and he's a CEO! He lives in a place called NOT APPLICABLE, so pity him and let him wallow with the pigs. Methinks the sty will smell worse when he waddles away!

George

Reviewed by twinklewrites at her desk (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Fee...guess we all need to kick his ass back to China? he'll never grow-up with his Mental illness, he needs help from a shrink and his
parents need to get off there asses and throw his computer away!
I hope you have contacted the management here...Hey, I love your porn writing...hehe...keep writing Fee, to many people here love your work!!!!!! Hugs and Love, Peggy

Reviewed by RaeLynn Teller
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Thanks, Fee. Got me too and it was the WRONG poem to do it to me on. Held my breath and just deleted him. Thanks for your words.
--RaeLynn

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Ahhh Now I too feel included, but I guess now it is pity I feel for you Stan or Dave or Pig or whatever you deem to call yourself. I hide nothing my name, my accomplishments, my failures and successes are out there for all to see. I do not need to hide like a child behind phoney names or images, only people who are ashamed of themselves do that...so have your fun, and give us all a chuckle at your childish ways.

Reviewed by Laura Mayer (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Hey Fee,
I've received a note as well from this idiot. You've described him perfectly in this masterful piece!
Hugs, Laura

Reviewed on August 23, 2007
*Laffin' too hard to review*

Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Wahahaha, Fee, this is a good un! Love your humor: love you most of all. :)

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Guess if he leaves a review/comment, he's jealous. :)

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Well I'm like Victor I'm a better poetess too lol lol
He left me a note that when I read it
I thought what crazy person would join AD readers just
To live insulting Reviews theirs such thing as freedom of speech
But if he doesn't like our poetry than don't read it!!
I agreed with victor he is a coward
Love Peace and hugsss to you.....Yolie

Reviewed by Dale Clark
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
LOL Fee, you got it!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Alas Fee, I'm a better poet than you ;) He left me a note that when I read it I could not help but laugh. I was going to leave it there but when I found out he had delete his site, I simply removed it. He's a coward. He registers for a few hours, leaves his slime and like a coward backs out. Your poem put himm in his place. Well done. Victor

Reviewed by Georg Mateos
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Some people are so diminished by their mediocrity and low self esteem that will do anything, write anything, say anything to be noticed.
That kind of moron don't realize how pitiful he really is.
Just by talking of him we are leting his foot on the door.
Ignore the jerk, maybe he bit his tongue and poison himself.
R.I.P.
Georg

Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Well hell Fee,
You should feel left out...then again...nah
this poor tortured soul probably just ran out of Crack, or Meth, or maybe he just a good old fashionded Manic-Depressive, notice I didn't use the polliticaly correct term Bi-Polar?
In any case he's probably toast anyway...If Matt will ever get out of bed this morning....LOL

Walt

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Fee, I vote we take up a collection and put him and his one really really long rant to Mars or Pluto or Denubia. I am so glad he didn't find you. I am hurting for those of us that he did find and rant about. You have written a beautiful work about something that needs to be slopped and sent to the butcher shop.
Love you Fee and lots of huggs.
Ann

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Fee,
Bravo! I was one of his victims, I did not delete his comment, I wanted others to read it, so they would be aware of him..Thank you, I didn't want to get him going by doing something like you have done, but you know, he needs to be going..lol, I knew you were a peach of a man, and I stand behind your poem!

Peace, Love, and Light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Sophia Arbeau (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Kudos to you - pigs like that need to go back to their pit of mud and leave the poets alone. Good write.

Sophia

p.s. you'll have to ask Rose all about me, too much to get into here...hehe :-)

Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Great write cuz, like Ed said maybe he has taken a powder and good riddance. Probably just a sad boy inside a man.

Love you cuz
Selena

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
I love this one, but it seems your target may have taken a powder, too bad as I was just getting something together too...Peace, Ed & Rufuz

Reviewed by Emily Tarantino
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Thank you!!! I, and others he has commented on are trying to get rid of him. he's been here, it seems, three days, and just about everyone hates him.

Thank you for the support!

Em

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Oh my,this is so very cute dear Fee,I'm glad to be back reading your wonderful writing again,stay safe and well dear man...Hugssssssss
Love,
Chanti Lace

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Felix,

I think he had that coming and hopefully going.

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
Well thank you Felix, it is nice to see that there are several wonderful poets that really know how to use words properly. Yes he found me and I must say I appreciate you writting what we all would like to say. Love ya face Cuz.XOXOXOXO
Newfie Hugs and Smiles to you,
Hope my smile makes your day brighter.

Reviewed by Myrna Badgerow
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
I was left out too... should I be hurt??? Nahhhhh.. this comes under the 'you can't fix stupid' rule as I call it....
Nice bit of sarcasm here Fee...
Myrna

Reviewed by Elizabeth Parsons
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
LOL. Awww....Fee. Now was that nice? Who care's if it wasn't? Bravo! No excuse for being nasty even if you don't like something. You are a brave man and you brought a laugh to my morning. Thank you and thank you for this:
"we’re all family here you see!"
Love and hugs, Elizabeth


Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
HERE! HERE!!! awesome job here sir-you have said it all and have done so with class!

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 23, 2007
ROFLMFAO...Larrfing so hard Fee, you kill me...
Mate you werent joking were you when you said :):)

You should do humour more often, this is an absolute classic.
Hugzzzz Cherrypie


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