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Um, Lord, About Your Angels..........
by Connie Faust → (All Poetry by Connie Faust)
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You may want to read my blog, "Speaking of angels...." after digesting this little poem.
It's dated 11/19/2007 in my blog list.


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"Um, Lord, About Your Angels....."

Don't want no wimpy angel,
no sissy in a flimsy gown;
don't give me one with fluffy feathers
or one who's lying down.

Don't want one holding a candle
or flitting through the sky,
Nor hanging out in the kitchen
watching me bake a pie.

No, I'd like one with muscles,
lean and hard and primed;
a real he-man angel
who's on  duty all the time.

Don't mean to be particular,
but a Bible-angel's my kind;
a genuine, super-hero angel
is the one who comes to mind.

I get into more trouble,
than many folks, you see;
and I don't think a fancy angel
is the one to rescue me.

 I'd settle for a Gabriel,
or Michael, the warrior strong,
but if they're not available,
send any brave angel along.

I want an old-fashioned angel
to guard me every day;
no sissy, Lord, that's all I ask;
I know you'll see it my way.

"The angel of the Lord encamps around those who fear Him,
and he delivers them."   Psalm 34, verse 7


Now Hear This  (Daniel):  "I looked up and there before me was a man dressed in linen, with a belt of the finest gold around his waist.  His body was like chrysolite, his face like lightning, his eyes like flaming torches, his arms and legs like the gleam of burnished bronze, and his voice like the sound of a multitude."
                   (Daniel ch. 10, verses 5 and 6)
 
  


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 Reviews of "Um, Lord, About Your Angels.........."
Reviewed by David Clure
Reviewed on September 9, 2015
Got a real chuckle out of this one- you definitely have a good way with words Connie. I think the Lord does see it your way, haha! The angel that came to earth to roll that stone away, set off a sonic boom as he entered the earth's atmosphere. No sissy angel. :)

Zach

Reviewed by Elizabeth Proske
Reviewed on May 31, 2013
Terrific and sooo funny! I've always wondered how people came up with those sweet little pink things who look like they'd collapse under the weight of that sword they're supposed to carry.

Reviewed on September 1, 2012
Wow! I love this!

Love ya,

Jane Noponen Perinacci

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on August 26, 2012
ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL! I'M WITH YOU...AND I'M BETTING THAT ALL THE GUARDIAN ANGELS AS JUST AS YOU WANT THEM TO BE(SMILE). I'LL KEEP THIS ONE. THANKS FOR SHARING. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on February 25, 2010
Being a relative heathen myself I appreciate your tongue in cheek approach this topic. Patrick

Reviewed by Angela Ciero
Reviewed on February 24, 2010
I agree. :) So many envision Angels as something their not.
Thanks for this share!
Angela

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on February 20, 2010
VERY NICE!!!!!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on February 11, 2010
I agree with you Connie, but there are some tough female angels around. I know because she helps me all the time. lol. Liz

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on July 4, 2009
Giggle.....loved it Connie! I just read your review of Daniel's story about the angel and just had to read your poem. Loved the lyrical flow!!!

Anna

Reviewed by Daniel Keith
Reviewed on June 24, 2009
Connie, what a wonderful poem, and so true. I know exactly what you're talking about. May God Bless You.
Daniel

Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on March 27, 2008
Good sense of humor... but I completely see where you're coming from

Reviewed on December 18, 2007
I've seen angels, but not mine. Good write!

Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
I want the same kind of Angel...in todays world it is better to have the Strength of those Angels who warred for God and Victory...I want that kind of Angel...

Very nice work of thought..

enjoyed...
Art Sun...

Reviewed by Sandy Shepard
Reviewed on November 20, 2007
This is a great little poem and I loved reading it. You are so right - the little angels we see depicted so often are human ideas and not God's true angels. Won't it be awesome to see them in person one day?

Reviewed by Barbara Smith
Reviewed on November 20, 2007
Connie, the rhyme & rhythm is fantastic in this writing! I truly loved this one...it is full of humor and gave me a great laugh.

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Oh yea! One who is strong, a great idea....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
I'll take two of those. Great write, glad I got to read this tonight. Lady J

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Right on the money Connie.

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
I'm thinking God's host of angels are exactly as you describe your 'perfect' angel. How else could we all survive? I believe that I've got THAT kind of angel - luck of the draw? Nah, God knew my journey would be difficult and gave me a really good angel.

God bless you. Kathy

Reviewed on November 18, 2007
LOL I've seen my angel: a little black nurse. :) She had more strength, more courage in her small body than many so-called "he-men." LOL Know what they say: Dynamite comes in small packages. :) Excellent, Connie, enjoyed.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
Is it possible to share the same angel. I'd prefer an angel in muscles myself. I may be fearless but there's times when I need a strong muscle in an angel. This poem is unique, funny and wise. I like your style.
Love,
Susan


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