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Willie--The Updated Story
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I know this is just plain silly, but one time I re-wrote some nursery rhymes to use as little skits. This is one of them. Remember Wee Willie Winkie, who ran through the town in his nightgown, checking to see if the children were in bed? Here's why:

You see, Willie had insomnia;
That's why he roamed the street,
And the cause of Willie's sleeplessness
I hardly dare repeat!
For his nightgown was a bit too short,
resulting in cold feet!

Willie checked the town,
then ran back home,
and flipped the TV channels,
But he could have cured his insomnia
just by wearing his warm red flannels.

 

 




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 Reviews of "Willie--The Updated Story"
Reviewed on October 25, 2008
Adorable write, Connie; well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :)

Reviewed by Edwin Hurdle
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Lol,this is nice and cute.I enjoy reading it,take care

Edwin

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Such a cute dear write from a cute dear sis. Loved this. Love, Bonnie

I will buy Willie some pjs with feet.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 24, 2008
Cute, brought a late night smile to my face.
fee

Reviewed on October 24, 2008
LOL Gave me a chuckle before going off to beddybye...well done, Connie!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

I'm wearing my "Hello Kitty" jammies to bed. :) PINK "Hello Kitty" :)


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