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Got Time For A Quickie
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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If you do, I've got quickies for you.

Nothing is Done


I think doing nothing is fun
I only lay out in the sun
The problem you see
Is how I tell me
When doing my nothing is done


 


Potato Farmer


Potato farmer
was seriously off key
playing his tuber


 


Short and Long


If I mixed up a short and long
Would you say that I'd be wrong
If I were to retort
I can't stay very short
But I will be back before long


 


Watery Fowls


If snowbirds numbering a million and one
were flying to close to the sun.
I would need a hundred towels
to wipe up all the watery fowls.


 


Weigh Machine


My weigh machine
is getting a bit heavy-handed.
Put his sixes and nines upsidedown
so I'll have to weight til he lightens up.


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 Reviews of "Got Time For A Quickie"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on October 15, 2006
Tickels the funny bone with your humor and wit.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
What fun!! Your humor shines through in these little ditties, Rusty-friend. I loved them!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by SaPAth AnANd
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
great pieces,Rusty! it is fun to read your humor write!

Bom Bhole!
Roshan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 12, 2006
Thanks for sharing these Quick smiles!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
Brought a smile to this already crinkled face.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
You have a gift for humor laced with wit! Enjoyed them all!;-)

Eileen

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
i like the logic of "Short and Long", in fact in all of these "quickies" ...

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on October 11, 2006
I think that quickies are totally awesome!!! I especially like the first of this set as I often have the same difficulty of knowing when my nothing is done!

Susan


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