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Big Red Six Foot Kiss
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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When I was a little boy
I started getting spots
None of the other kids had them
And I got teased a lots

I never liked a sunny day
My spots would multiply
I wouldn't go out and play
I'd just stay in and cry

I'm told they're devil's pitchforks
Where he stabbed me lots
He tried to let the meaness out
But only left red spots

I am freckled head to toe
Up one side and down
I was told I'd better hide
When the circus came to town

Mama tried to comfort me
From all those taunts and hisses
She dried my eyes and told me
Freckles are angel kisses

Every winter they would go away
But blossum again in spring
I was tired of having them
I would try most anything

I found a way to solve my plight
I bought a tanning bed
I toasted me every day
To make my kisses spread

Now I'm red all over
And let me tell you this
I really like that I now am
A Big Red Six Foot Kiss


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 Reviews of "Big Red Six Foot Kiss"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Oh freckled nose clown you are a joy to read...red nose or not...I always say my mom threw shit at me and I tried to defend myself with a strainer...and spreaded the DARK spots all over my back!!

Freckles are cute on someone else...makes me feel better about my own shitty spots!!

Thanks for the funny comment...you "cracked me two inches below the cracker's moonshaddowman....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
That is some way to solve the problem LOL.

Reviewed on October 16, 2006
LOLOLOLOL, Rusty,

This is too cute! I like big red six foot kisses. :) Well done!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Nicely done and quite humorous aso.

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
Awww, this is so cute! You had a very smart and loving mother who helped turn what you thought was a negative into a positive. A lovely lesson for children everywhere, Rusty-friend.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on October 16, 2006
I'll buy all of that, Rusty, but you're just not my type... much less tthe color I adore ! ! !
Well written and to your standard Another good one for the day!

- Bill


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