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My Fine Feathered Fans
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Autographs to my fans have
given me crampy hands, so I no longer
can hold my dancing fans.


Because of the chill in the air
my fans didn’t seem to care
so I just left them laying there.


Though the feathers fell from my hands
I am completely covered with fans



 

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 Reviews of "My Fine Feathered Fans"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Well written...welcome to the fanclub...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
LOLOLOL, this is hysterical! Admittedly, I had to read the darn thing three times ... I'm having a senior moment, I believe -- but once I got my brain off of sleep mode, I put it all together. It's brilliant, Rusty, the way you play with words the way you do -- hysterical fun!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
SMILES I like it...

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
Play, play, play on words...I love it...and Andy's usual candor has me on the floor...rolling sans fans!
Taylor~

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
use a stamp

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
There are fans and fans, so we must decipher which is which. Clever write. Victor

Reviewed by Shinya Yawakazi (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
Yeah seriously man dude check out my humor one of Cookies and Cream you'll love it haha^_^;

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
very clever write. nice to know which fans are which;-)ET

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 17, 2006
Thought provoking write!


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