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Those Guys
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Warning, this contains very graphic language and may offend some people.














Those Guys
 






  Who say,
I have snow on the mountain
but there's still fire in the valley
are either prematurely gray
or confuse gas empty
flick-a-bic sparks
with teenage
testosteronic bonfires.

Really guys,
It's ok to admit
you're not young and dumb
and full of cum
and your power tools
give you more of a hard-on
than the jiggle and wiggle
of a woman's tits and ass.

That blood flowing
viagric gusher you've conjured up
gets you in
and keeps you in
by short-circuiting
that long since
I'm too old to f*** fuse
that was put there
to keep those age-encrusted arteries
from leaking more fluid than your
artificial boner.

If you're not careful
you'll be grabbing
your chest,
not hers.

 

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 Reviews of "Those Guys"
Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Not to graphic at all, simple reality with the perfect touch of humor and so well stated ...and refreshingly nice to hear it from the male point of view...
Taylor~

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
ROFL ... not in a million years ;)

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
You nasty little boy LOL

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Ah, but what a way too go...LOL, Ed

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Ooooohhhhh Kaaaaay!! I've been warned by Doctor Daily ! ! !
Brave writte and timely, too. Thanks.
- Bill

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Honest and to the point, Rusty; thanks for sharing your wit... ...and wisdom. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
It takes talent to pull this off(pun intended;-)...I feel a bit like CJ;-) Excellent write!...ET

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
ROFL...

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
Hey! Hey! Hey! Telling it like it is, I found out years ago that the only one I was fooling was me, myself and I . . .fantastically done . . . gritty and real.

Reviewed on October 19, 2006
This was just too cute

Reviewed on October 19, 2006
LOL--Rusty, you are a hoot and a half! Too funny!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
You have the gift of the gab!!

Say no more!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 19, 2006
OOOooo, Rusty-friend! I feel like such a guilty voyeur reading something for men like this! But I'm so glad I did. It has shown me one more radiant example of your vast talent as a writer. This is wonderfully sensual, with a humorous edge and anyone who finds this too sinful to read is only being silly -- after all, are you not a man first? Exceptional, tasteful, brilliant ... nicely naughty!
Love,
CJ


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