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My Itty Bitty Rhymey Ditty
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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A challenge from a poet for all of us to write an itty bitty rhymey ditty. No prose allowed. This one is mine.


The rain gets deeper in my gutter
where the leaves were all a clutter
I put my ladder upon the eave
and then I really began to heave
those rotten leaves all the way down
but fell and broke my pumpkin crown


The water filled my water spout
and washed an itsy spider out


He bit on me with all its might
to pay me back for his web site
that washed away down the drain
and caused him much unbearable pain


He crawled up one side, down the other
and said, I will tell you brother
since you heaved a gutter of clutter
that left my web afloat and flutter
you could post me on a site
where I could get in a forum fight
and sting the dickens out of those
who write their poems in icky prose



 

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 Reviews of "My Itty Bitty Rhymey Ditty"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Brilliant absolutely brilliant..you know your rhyming...well done!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on October 21, 2006
Wonderful Rhyme and lil itty bitty poetry this was wonderful.. Rusty.

Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Well you did it. A well composed poem with good meter and rhyme and a LOT of humour thrown in. Enjoyed the light-hearted read.
Chanti

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Wow, I for one must look out, for I am not much in rhyme. Very humorous. Victor

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
You sir, are a flake...I guess the best compliment I can give you, LOL, Ed

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
What a great poem, Rusty.! Your sense of humor is a delight and I always leave your den with a smile and a sense of joy! Thank you!
Think I'll put my spider poem up;-)

ET

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
I loved it...you never cease to make me smile...and usually just when I need it the most. Just drug in from a long week of work, two three late evenings and few hours of sleep...sitting here worn down and read this...what hoot! You are a delight my friend...I think I'll read this one to my husband, he hates cleaning the gutters, and guess what ours need cleaned this weekend...again, what a hoot!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
LOLOLOL, this is too much! Love it, love it, love it. Another special Rusty-friend poem to make me laugh.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
Rusty, this is so cool..Thanks for sharing..!!!

Love, Dove

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on October 20, 2006
LOL
In its last life that spider was a poet......
Emily, Sara, Bronte........could be anyone
but that "poetry bug" follows us thru many incarnations I bet!

Super cute......love this ..........soooooooo funny!!
pax A


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