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Safety and Security
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Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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It's all about safety and security nowadays. Air bags, Heater tilt switches, fire alarms that raise the dead to save your life, your door is ajar...thank you, the quiet little store voice advising you to return to the cashier or the big man will tackle you, and RR signals are also nice, but Maytag's little spin cycle balance buzzer is messing up my sex life.

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Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 24, 2006

Hee hee--you are a hoot! Love your mind and the way it works/words. :) BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on October 24, 2006

Hey Rusty, switch the darn thing off. Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on October 23, 2006

Ah! Yah! YA probably should try beatin' out the buzzer!
Make a game of it!
This was great fun!
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on October 23, 2006

Yes, those buzzers, whistles, alarms can be irritating. But, Rusty! What the heck are you doing on the Maytag? Oooops, guess I shouldn't have asked...:o)

Micke

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

Reviewed on October 23, 2006

Leave the cleaning for later ;-) LOL!

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 23, 2006

lol....you left me without words....njannies-cup�lla!!

love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on October 23, 2006

LOLOL that naughty old spin cycle balance buzzer -- wait another ten years, dear Rusty-friend ... I've heard by that age, nearly everything short circuits a pacemaker LOL
This is an adorable poem with your patented twist ending! I love it!
Love,
CJ

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