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Figuratively Speaking
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
   Rated "G" by the Author.
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I'm Strong as an Ox,
As Stubborn as a Mule.
I'm Right as Rain,
Live the Golden Rule.

I'm Quick as a Cat,
And Tall as a Tree.
Faster than a Bullet,
Don't Tread on Me.

I'm Happy as a Lark,
And as Smart as a Whip.
Free as a Bird,
And Full of Zip

I'm a Bundle of Laughs,
And Quite a Card.
and when I Play,
I Party Hard.

I'm Busy as a Bee,
Head of the Herd.
The Leader of the Pack
And The Last Word.

I'll Give You Both Barrels,
And Shoot You Down.
I'm The Salt of the Earth,
And the Toast of the Town.

And I guess,
You could say that I,
Figuratively speaking,
Am Quite a Guy.

In My Humble Opinion
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 Reviews of "Figuratively Speaking"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Oh Lord it's hard to be humbled...says who?

some cowboy said that once,,,,no rusty nails in my coffin could give me a better laugh!!

Love Tinka :)
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
Humble, my foot. But then you have a way with these humorous poems. Great one. Victor
Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on October 24, 2006
If you say so, then so be it???
Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
you're a honcho of wit and humor ...
Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
You may be faster than a bullet, but I CAN LEAP BUILDINGS IN A SINGLE BOUND, so there...e ;)
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
What a fun poem! Literally! Your all that with this one!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
You sure know your maxim's and this is quite a poem!;-) Enjoyed as always!
ET
Reviewed by Phillip William Allen
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Excellant pen.
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Figuratively speaking...why not? Quick wit and cleverly placed cliches here - making for an exceptional poem, IMHO :o)

Micke
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 23, 2006
Yes, you are quite a guy, Rusty-friend! This is a prime example of why you are quite a guy -- your unbridled talent -- full of quick wit, perfect rhyme and meter and again, that signature twist at the end. I love this, sweet poet man.
Love,
CJ
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