Consider the fun God had
when he made man,
a delicious dichotomy
from omnipotent hand.

In man he put a brain(yea, right)
and an alter ego.
One is high minded,
the other one low.

the humor and tragedy
is apparent now.
God messed up
and I'll tell you how.

This one great creation
turned into a dud
because he gave us
only six pints of blood.

Though brain and ego
were put far apart
he placed in between them
an inadequate heart.

When ruling the earth
the brain filled with blood
but his ego then turned
to the consistency of mud.

But when lass quite so fair
fluttered eyes of blue.
Thought processes stopped
and his ego just grew.

Now you see the plight
that all women dread.
When one thing fills up
the other is dead.

Women know when man has
a blank look in his eyes
the ego is living
and growing in size.

So women, when you jump
with a man into bed.
He'll grunt, but not talk
'cause he's completely brain dead.