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Investment Opportunity
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Make sure there is a customer base before you start a business.

Me and my dear sweet wife
saved our money all our life.
We were going to invest it all
for our business in the mall.

Worked from morn to setting sun
but it was over before it begun.
Our chance at entreprenurialship
went quickly into receivership.

Now we're broke, we went bust.
Retirement lays in the dust.
We have suffered great heartache
for making such a big mistake.

'Cause you won't make much money at
a Nudist Colony Laundromat.



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 Reviews of "Investment Opportunity"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 27, 2006
whahahahahaha...you naughty you...O'my goodness you are just toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
hee HEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too funny, as always--you rock!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Hey, Rusty...the idea was good, but you missed a great opportunity: should have had outside windows blackened, with a slot (takes two quarters) to open a peep-hole!

You have the talent to poetize so humorously on any subject, methinks!! :o)

Micke

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
You got that right Rusty! I have been running that same business right here in my own home, 10 loads a day and I haven't made a dime!
Although, if my hubby comes home from work early, I occasionally get some tips!
ROFLMAO!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
A tongue-in-cheek deserves a good pun... and I'm sotry I didn't know the location. Surely would have liked to take a peek at that operation and all its wrinkles before it fell on its broadside ! !
Regretfully, - Bill

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOLOLOL, you are something else! This is hysterical! I love how your mind works -- you must have that poor wife of yours in stitches 24-7, Rusty-friend This poem is definitely a "keeper".
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
You should have put in an ironing board, I am sure that some of the nudies had a few wrinkles that required some attention.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
You are one funny man
I really enjoyed this one
Love your choice of business venture
Quess one can say
You lost your shirt.

Peace be with you
William

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
hahahahaha you are a real hoot Rusty!You had me too A good gotcha poem!;-)...ET

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
You know they wouldn't allow me in the nudist camp because I was wrapped up in thought!!!! No wonder you went bankrupt. Poor Rusty. Victor

Reviewed by Brett Moore
Reviewed on October 25, 2006
Hilarious, Rusty. True too.


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