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It Wasn't Intelligent Design
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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An evolution 'poonie'


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That friend of mine needs to shut up
about Darwin’s Monkey to Man stuff
and The Missing Link.

Just the other day I asked him, “Just when
did monkeys start to think. You know, left
brain, right brain stuff. I mean, somewhere
between grunts and screeches we ended up
with the two party political system.”

He thought for a couple seconds and said,
“Well it sure as hell wasn’t Intelligent Design.”

Heeeere's Your Sign!!

  


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 Reviews of "It Wasn't Intelligent Design"
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
For once the monkey was right. Great observation Rusty. Victor

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Pretty realistic coming from a "poonie" egh?
LOL
Kimmy~

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOL--clever you! Love it, Rusty, more, please!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Good one, Rusty; very well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
You've made a great point....very good write and humorous made me smile..
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
LOL, excellent, Rusty-friend -- the message in there is very clear! Well done. I love these 'poonies.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
Witty, humorous, and meaningful; well done, Rusty. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 26, 2006
We sometimes have to agree with another.........lol!!

Love Tinka


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