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I Do Not Lie
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Beware when a politician opens their mouth. What comes out may not be the 'exact' truth.
Well, I've been known to storytell, haven't told the truth too well. But, I have not prevaricated My stories are constructionated. It is not pathological to be mythological. I can tell the truth, I can. I am not a flim flam man. I don't bamboozle, lie or con. I use my Bible to swear on. I am not a phoney fibster, or a storytelling gypster. I'm not a pettifogging guy. I would never falsify. Please don't call me a liar. My ethics are much, much higher. I'm not a weasel or a skunk. Don't you say my story stunk. I mislead, do not deceive. All I say you should believe. And why do I deny I lie. Well, I will tell you why. It's because of my condition I became a politician

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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on October 27, 2006

Politically write on target.......lol..........oops I mean right!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Reviewed on October 27, 2006

Rusty,

Dang. You've penned a mouth FULL. Wrote one about this a while back, "Poli-tickle." Can't trust 'em......and that ain't no lie. They say anything just to get into office, and then screw the people.......sad. Excellent, excellent write!!!!!!!! In rhyme, yet. BRILLIANT!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Schemer, so you're a politician today. No wonder no one believes you. They are the greatest species on earth who cannot even see that they are lying. It's embedded in them. I hear politician from all over the world and all of them swear they tell the truth. Excellent poem. Victor

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Another brilliant poem from the riveting pen of Rusty the Rhymer!;-)
Spot-on!

ET

Reviewed by jude forese

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

you are indeed a poetic politician, Rusty ... you know how to use just the right words ...

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

I only lie when speaking the truth as my truths are as well all lies...e

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Oh Boy! A feather ruffling poem! I could go on and on, but I'm not in any condition! Smiles!
So,what should we do? Let's all start a committee, yeah...that's the ticket! HA!
Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Right on, Rusty-friend! Right on. This is delightful and funny and fun. And too damned true.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Brett Moore

Reviewed on October 26, 2006

Wonderfully witty and satirical, but sadly, it is a completely accurate depiction, Rusty.

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