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Swallowing Sally
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Sally the Sword Swallowing Sweetie
Swallows swords of steel
I asked the Swallowing Sally
how does that make you feel

"My tongue likes the slippery cold
my tonsils are tickled pink
My throat nervously shivers
and doesn't know what to think

My tummy is getting ulcers
and wonders what's the point
My appendix and my liver
Are"...**hiccup***

We're sewing Swallowing Sally
Who's laying everywhere


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 Reviews of "Swallowing Sally"
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
How do you come up with this stuff, Rusty-friend? Your poetry is so exceptional and creative. I would love to have a road map and trek through your imagination. Again Exceptional.
Loveya,
CJ
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 1, 2006
Humorous offering Rusty!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Should have used her kid's plastic sword.
Daft wench.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
LOL.. I knew a girl called swallowing Sally. Nuff said..
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
HeeHEE, Rusty,

Too cute!!!!!!!! Whatta mess--gotta love it (and I do).

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Very humorist Rusty
Loved it excellent write
thanks for sharing

Peace be with you
William
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Can ya get my pocketknife while your in there?
Too funny Mr Rusty!!
Love and Peace~
kimmy~
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on October 31, 2006
Wow...you gave me a good laugh. Poor Sally. She swallowed one sword too many. Victor
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