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Tattooed Tony Tyler
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I'm Tattooed Tony Tyler a decorated guy Everone who looks at me simply wonders why Dragons are on my backside breathing red hot flames And alphabetically listed are all my favorite dames For Navy days I painted a mermaid on my gut Then I turned around and put propellers on my butt Spider webs on my feet take the place of socks A hundred birds fly shoulder high in bright and downy flocks Naked girls with frillies jiggle on my arms Bouquets of roses on my chest give me floral charms Both my hips hold cobras writhing around my waist As for all the other tooies I won't tell you where they're placed I'm Tattooed Tony Tyler and I think I'm going to cry You see I went a'swimmin' before the ink was dry

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Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on November 8, 2006

This is adorable, Rusty! I love it! Hmmm ... is this a self-portrait??? LOL Great poem!
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on November 7, 2006

I need to drink a little of what you've been having before you sit down and write Rusty! This is hilarious stuff! Michelle

Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Gone in the wisp of a wave...the ocean type, of course.

Another great discipline of your pen, Rusty...

Micke

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww now you a discolored chameleon????

Whahahaha lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by William Bonilla

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Now Tony is a smear
swimming in trouble waters
great Piece Rusty

Peace be with You
William

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

I'm not an expert on tattoos but would they get distorted by going in the water? Funny poem, reminded me of a sitcom My Hero. I believe there's a tattooed man there named Tyler. Excelent Rusty. Victor

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Poor Tony!

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Tattooed Tony Tyler is running out of skin! HA! This was real...and I will give it to my son-in law, the tatoo artist! He will really get a kick out of it!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

Real cute

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen

Reviewed on November 3, 2006

poor Tony!!! This is adorable!

Susan

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