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Little Boys and Flirtin'
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Little boys, and some big boys have strange ideas of flirtin'

I grabbed a hold her pigtails
and stuck them in my ink.
I knocked her off her feet
over at the skating rink.

I hit her with a snowball
and got her soaking wet.
I said she was a bookworm
and a teacher's pet.

I told her there was nothing
as dumb as little girls.
Then I got my scissors
and cut off all her curls.

I said her friends were ugly
and she the most of all.
I called her names a plenty
until I made her bawl.

But something strange happened
even though she was a hurtin'.
She smiled and told her friends
that I was just a flirtin'.

Girls know boys are dummies
their thinking mighty dim.
A girl will let boys chase her
until she catches them.

So let this be a lesson boys
if there's a girl you don't like.
Treat them nice, with sugar and spice
and she will tell you to take a hike.


 

 

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 Reviews of "Little Boys and Flirtin'"
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 8, 2006
I shoulda known! This is so cute and so true -- from the little boy down inside -- don't ever grow up, Rusty-friend. You have a gift.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 5, 2006
awwwwwwwwwww...you are a bad flirt telling the boys to do that......want them all to yourself huh???????

Thanks for the tip-off!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on November 5, 2006
Why else would one act this way, if not to be a tease; then carry on their same action beyond puberty :o) It made me laugh with remembrances...

Micke


Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on November 4, 2006
I think this applies to anyone with a gentle nature, the rowdy ones get the attention..........
pretty smart observations, served up with humor........
I like it

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 4, 2006
This is so true Rusty...it reminded me of my little brother...We had an exchange student from Japan that came to live with us and he would treat her so mean and she loved every minute of his torment even up to the day he cut off her "rat tail" in the middle of the night!
Thanks for the memory!
This was fun!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 4, 2006
Hehehe...oh I simply laughed and loved this poem. You made me remember how often I was told to take a hike....well not often, I was quite a lover boy in my time...not now though. Ah time hurts. Victor

Reviewed on November 4, 2006
Girls like a rebel. No girl ever fancied a coward at school. What we have to remember before we start calling boys dummies, is that unlike girls, boys have to perform in order to win a girl. This comes instinctively. Unfortunately, I was hopeless at being Tarzan on the village rope swing, nor was I any good at being Weismuller in the swimming pool. None of the girls i fancied noticed. But your right, if you were soft and nice they just walked past.


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