My friend, the Darwin nut is at it again.
He’s was ranting about the survival of the fittest
and how the strongest and smartest survived
killing off all the dumb and weak
because they weren’t fit to live.

So I asked my friend, “When did we learn
to kill for fun”?

He told me it happened when we became human.

I told him it would have been an ironic turn of events if we dropped the e from (e)volution and put it on the human(e).
Then I bit the dumb sob for not getting my joke and told him to stay out of the deep end of the gene pool,