I was pickin' my nose
one fine day
Excavatin' for whatever
come my way

Couldn't find a thing
drat the luck
So I pulled it o-
OOPS! ! , It's stuck

Well this ain't funny
but I think I can
Use the other finger
on my other hand

I'll just (grunt) force
the other one out
Now two fingers are
stuck in my snout

I'll solve my problem
just watch this
I've got a plan
that cannot miss

If I can push my elbow
with my knees
then I can get
my fingers free

I'll push (aargh) real hard
But now I dread
I pried my body
right off my head

I held up my head
to look at me
And he said what will
you do with we

I'll get some water
and some soap
And scrub real hard
'cause I think there's hope

I can get this glue
to quit stickin'
To solve the plight
of my nose pickin'

I drowned that day
at the hands of a dope
Who put me in a tub
of suds and soap

Dont let this kind of thing
happen to you
Read the warning label
on your super glue