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Gas Cans
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Based on an anecdote from...oops...sorry, I promised to protect my sources. lol
Eco-wackos are out there spewing about what the oil drillers are doing, wrecking our earth and bleeding it dry, pissing and moaning, telling the lie. Don't drill here, protect our beaches, arrogantly haughty like Star Belly Sneeches. Don't spoil the tundra and kill Caribou rantin' and ravin' with their hullabaloo. Don't get me wrong, we should conserve, but they're starting to get on my last nerve. If they have their way, I'll tell you man. Their new Motto; Save Gas, Fart In A Can.

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Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 10, 2006

Well, I took your advice...I have about 400 recycled frozen orange juice containers all lined up and down the driveway now and the neighbors are showing up in droves to get Fresh Florida Fruity-Tootie's for their "Gas Cans"!
I am an "eco-wacko" and therefore, anything I can do to protect our earth for my future grandchildren to enjoy is definitely worth eating all this cabbage, broccoli, and baked beans!
ROFLMAO!!!!
Great Write Rusty...and she continues...puff*
Love and Peace~
Kimmy *puff-puff***!!!(that was at least a half can) Whew!!!

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)

Reviewed on November 10, 2006

This one could open a can of worms or are we not allowed to touch them either???? Funny and yet true and a serious message. Great Job
Chrissy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 10, 2006

Well done!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on November 10, 2006

Sure, all is important except the well being of man. Victor

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

A serious message here...

Reviewed by Cynthia Borris

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

Rusty,

Works for me! Terrific poem.

Cynthia

Reviewed by Michelle Mills

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

So when are you going to wrap up some of the adult poetry that you write into a book? I'd be glad to buy one, or two, or many...they'd make great Christmas gifts and they're funny as hell! Michelle

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

(giggle-giggle, snort-snort) you DID use it! What a riot! What a perfect poem -- it's true, and it's funny as hell, especially the last line. Bravo Rusty-friend! An amazing job with this.
Love,
CJ

Reviewed by J M (Reader)

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

Oh dear the last line. Gas prices are still on and off rising...

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling

Reviewed on November 9, 2006

Where do you come up with this stuff??? It is great, my brother inlaw would love you and sense of humor. Great write...I agree with you though.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling

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