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Johnny Trucker
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Johnny Trucker hauled piggies
for the company, Pork Bellies Inc.
The future of the piggies
was to serve as a sausage link.

Johnny Trucker hauled chickens
for the company, Feathers Galore.
These chicks were the very best
of Feather's egg laying corp.

Johnny Trucker hauled wheat and flour
for the company, We Loaf The Most.
They grind it up into bread
for Johnny's morning toast.

Johnny Trucker hauls dairy cows
for the company, Cows On Wheels.
Their milk was just the thing
to wash down breakfast meals.

It never bothered Johnny
using cows for breakfast drink.
Nor did the eggs and the bread
but the piggies made him think.

It made Johnny ponder
I don't want my piggies dead.
"I won't eat links from piggies
I'll just have bacon instead".



 

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 Reviews of "Johnny Trucker"
Reviewed by Chanti Niven
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
LOL!!!
What a funny write this is! The last line is classic!
Chanti

Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
LOL, yes I decided long ago, I would miss BACON the most if I ever had to be a vegetarian... very well written!

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Rusty you always manage that bang in the last line. Well writ. Victor

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
hahaha you always get the laughs Rusty, when you write humor.
Comedy came about from people like Johnny Trucker;-)Fodder for
all kinds of jokes and you are a master at using it!...ET

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
fun and entertaining...first rate writer. Thanks Rusty
Chrissy

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Six of the one and a halva dozen of the other!!

I am pig farmer....did you know??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
This is adorable, Rusty-friend -- and just what children will love. You have 'the gift' and it's wonderful to read how you use it.
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by Michelle Mills
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Johnny needs an anatomy lesson Rusty! Silly write, fun, and full of chuckles! Michelle

Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Good. have your bacon istead

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Johnny Trucker, the animal lover...taking revenge on all those greedy "piggies" forwarding dead end links for us to ponder on while they devour all the bacon! He's haulin' now!
LOL Go Johnny Go!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~


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