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I Don't Much Worry About Things
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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I Don't Much Worry About Things


that are beyond my control.
If I think I can change it,
without at my risk
adverse consequence,
I will.
If not, duh!!


My wife snores so loud
I decided not to buy
that vibrator bed
and I spend the night in my chair
when my back hurts.
That’s something you don’t
do anything about.


She always lets me make the big decisions,
like the policy on our borders,
eminent domain run amok,
how to solve the national debt.


But, what can you do?
Vote? yea.
Protest? Yea
Write to your whatever,
I’d rather sleep in bed
or piss up a rope.


She, is of course,
left with the inconsequential
like
who I will see,
how I will dress,
where I will be,
what I will do,
what I will say,
and of course these fall under
change at your risk,
with adverse consequence attached.


But, I will show her
as I always do.
She doesn’t get to see this
or anything else I write.
so,
I don’t much worry about things,
because my password is,


Yes Dear!!!


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 Reviews of "I Don't Much Worry About Things"
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
Ha Ha too funny! Keepin comming this is a hoot!

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 14, 2006
cool beans HA
Chrissy

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
"Yes Dear"...those are the only two words, you'll be glad you learned!
And don't you forget it!~~...There... now you can go pee up a rope...
Love and Peace~
Kimmy

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
A good password. Mine reflects my age. I'm deaf. You do make me laugh, Rusty. Great early morning tonic. Victor

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
hahahahaha...got to love it...my pass word is "NO BLOODY WAY" hahahaha!!

Oh my hubby demands me to pick his clothes because he has no taste in dressing up well....soooo I give him the same sweatshirt everyday...Duh...and stilll obey my demands!!
Bloody pig...next time your saugage is tough...and you chew a little longer ...know I did send you the wrong batch of saugages for X-mas!!

Love Tinka :)

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
What a clever rant on worrying, Rusty-friend. You have a way of taking something so everyday, and making your readers do an about face using humor, satire, and even good old love to make your point. Excellent poem and like usual, I was not disappointed!
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
L O L L Crazy! T h a n k s for letting us see this. I may even let
my husband read it. {His password is "PhyllisIsTheBossuvMe."}
Really, I LOVE it !! ;) Ballan Chain :)

Reviewed by Zahala San Simone
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
This is hysterical, Rusty! So forthright, so true, and so relate-able...I don't think there's anyone who's been fairly happily married that can't see themselves in this. Nice work!

Wendi

Reviewed by Rhonda Drogo (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Very cute and sincere? Much enjoyed. R.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 13, 2006
Finger nails, do not chip those, break a finger nail and the misses will not go anywhere...


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