I heard a quote the other day."
"The most overestimated
thing in the world is sex,
and the most underestimated
thing in the world is a good
bowel movement."

That is probably true ,
but when you think about it
there are a lot of similarities to both.

There is a designated room, kinda
and there is an accepted position, kinda
with an explosive quality to both acts.
Each in its own way are messy
and seem to envolve strange
facial contortions.

Partial disrobing is required
and various unusual sounds
accompany the acts.

There seems to be a certain
amount of training required
(Ask the women on that one).
Each, of course, has a contented finish.
(Well, maybe not)

Depending on which activity,
and if you are a man or woman,
size does matter.

Notwithstanding all those similarities.
you’re going to have a hard time
getting me to pay $29.95
to watch someone poop.