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Dishwasher Licking Machine
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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When I'm done with supper
I want my dishes clean,
so I give them to my furry
Dishwasher Licking Machine.

I put all my dirty plates
on the kitchen floor.
He makes them sparkly shiney
and whines around for more.

He never licks my forks or knives
a cut he might incur.
I just soak them in his dish
and wipe them on his fur.

For a snack, no doggy bones
it's crystalware for him.
If you tried to wash a glass
He'd tear you limb from limb.

I know you might be thinking,
that this is a disgrace.
At least I don't let doggy
lick me on the face.
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 Reviews of "Dishwasher Licking Machine"
Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Very good one Rusty! Enjoyed much! :-))))))
Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
My boys will love this one. My dog petey would agree. LOL Chrissy
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
No need for "Dishwashing Licking Machine" around here...my hubby will scrounge all thats leftover...and I always let him lick my face...LOL!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
hahaha you always leave us laughing Rusty! What a great dog, good for dusting too I bet;-)ET
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
This is great Rusty
Disgusting at the same time
But funny enjoyed much A sure kepper
Must read to my grandkids
Thank you
Peace be with you

William
Reviewed by Robert Harrison (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
I lick my own plate, this does not please my wife, but as I tell her you do not have to wash it now.
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
If not the face?
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
A fantastic poem for children to sing
Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Good idea, saves time, water, soap, and electricity. Really Rusty, put those sleeves up and wash those plates before Mrs. gets angry ;) Victor
Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Another fantastic children's poem, Rusty-friend! I love these! Your imagination is only rivaled by your talents as a writer.
Loveya,
CJ
Reviewed by Danielle N (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
That's really cute!!! Nice poem for children as well!!
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Good humor as we've come to expect from you, Rusty!
I've seen a crazy cartoon such as you describe, but your words paint a more complete picture!

"At least I don't let doggy
lick me on the face."

What, you don't appreciate a good facial-scrub?

Micke


Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
You got it made for you...lol...bloody good!!

Love tinka
Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
You've got a point there...don't want the dog licking me on the lips...cause well you know, I'll just stop right there, but I think I'll continue putting my dishes in the dishwasher...great and humorous write!
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
OMG, this is funny LOL
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