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Uncle Nate's Garden
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Uncle Nate was a gardener
of incredible thumb.
The size of his veggies
struck us all dumb.

His parsnips were as green
as an island sea.
His melons were bright red
and slurp juicy.

Carrots were like spears
growing six feet down.
The dew off the sweet corn
would make you drown

One potato could make
a ton of french fries.
Everything that he planted
grew ten times its size.

At fairs he displayed
the crop he had grown.
His veggies were simply
a show of their own.

Uncle Nate and I worked
in the garden all day.
Strawberries and cherries
were my pickin's pay.

We toiled in his jungle
sun-up to sun-down.
Weedin' and hoein'
his vegetable town.

One day Uncle Nate called
and begged my pardon.
Said, 'No work today
in my beautiful garden'.

The tone in his voice
filled me with fright.
I was worried and asked
if everything was alright.

He sadly replied,
his voice melancholy.
'The police found where I buried
your dear old Aunt Molly.'



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 Reviews of "Uncle Nate's Garden"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Awwwwww.....dang gotsha....her juices musta been very fertile...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Naughty Uncle Nate....perhaps in prison they could give him a patch of ground to grow normal vegggies, no special manure I'm afraid. Victor

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
You got me, Rusty-friend -- I wasn't expecting THAT at the ending! Excellent!
Loveya,
CJ

Reviewed by Chris Fitzgerald (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
a Surprising plot...
Thanks I was reading very deep poetry and then I came to "Uncle Nate's Garden" Poor Aunt Molly.LOL
Chrissy

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 19, 2006
Oh this brings back two memories right off...the day my 4 year old neice told her preschool teacher that my sister confronted a robber and buried him under the doghouse in the back yard... and the other one is also of the same sister who fed her birth control pills to her plants and they grew 10 X their size! ROFLMAO! Funny write Rusty!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~


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