i drink a beer. i bait my hook. i cast my line. i'm hoping to catch a marvelous fish! missed. i drink a beer. i bait my hook. i cast my line. been thinking of making a seafood dish. missed. i drink a beer. i bait my hook. i cast my line. there is a catfish with my name on it! missed. i drink a beer. i bait my hook. i cast my line. b'cause that critter is bigger than spit. missed! i drink a beer. i bait my hook. i cast my line. all i've gotta do is to catch 'im first. MISSED! i drink a beer. i hate my book. i last my kine. snag my shirt ow dammit dammmit that hurts!! definately a miss--missed the fish. i drink a beer. i drink a beer. i sit and think. only thing that i've caught t'day is me... ain't even gonna try. what will i say to all the guys?? i think and think-- caught me a big 'un--hunnert niney three!
Is the story the whopper or is it the hunnert & ninety three you hooked...LOL, this was really great, hon. When I used to drink and fish, I did only one thing, drink, I did it well, and no need to fish after that, had the pole stuck in the ground, the line out with no bait or hook, who knew, only me...Peace thru Relaxation, Ed & Rufuz
well Lady Buckeye...LOL...I see we have something else in common besides being from the same state. Back when I use to fish, my favorite way of doing so was to bait the hook, toss in the line, set the drag, place the pole on a forked stick and kick back in the shade or by the fire and pop open a cold one...or two. Never got into all that lure stuff much...too much like exercise...hehehehehehe....great write here...brought back memories.
very creative Karla! also very funny, still laughing,
how you bait your hook etc, that beer will do it
every time;-)LOL So that's where those fish tales
come from;-)hehehe
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~Michelle~
like a minnow...hahahah..good one Karla...floria
with your unique humor...
This is clearly a whale of a tale - something definitely fishy about this one! Thanks for the Monday chuckle!!
~Rose~
how you bait your hook etc, that beer will do it
every time;-)LOL So that's where those fish tales
come from;-)hehehe
A most excellent "fishing story"!
You've made my day hahaha
Hugs and love,
Sheila
You write a real whopper, Karla! This tops ALL of the fish tales I have heard previously!
Wonderful write; love the humor in it! This is too cute; thanks for the laugh! LOL
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D
tales from the deep!!! lol this is adorable......hugs......A