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y'all ain't gonna believe this...
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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"y'all ain't gonna believe this"
is the way we start our tales
texans like to stretch th' trut'
(never mind th' small details)

y'all ain't gonna believe this
but y'all know what i jes' seen?
missy anne is on a bull!
th' one that's wild eyed and mean!!
missy anne won't take no guff
'specially since her husband died
she is boun' an' determined
she's gonna take a bull ride!!
(never mind that it's a fake
it's th' stuffed one at the fair
fer bein' an old lady
missy anne looks good up there!)

y'all ain't gonna believe this
i jes' heard th' strangest thang
homer see'd a u.f.o.
aliens on board gots fangs!!
set down in his field las' nigh'
said he saw th' creatures
they wuz a pale, ugly green
wit' creepy, creepy features!!
(never mind that 'fore he slept
he watched a horror movie
featurin' some vampires
an' aliens most creepy!)

y'all ain't gonna believe this
y'all really think THIS is cold
why, when i was 'bout your age
winter had gained a stronghold!!
was b'low freezin' fer weeks
i walked t' school, in th' snow
fer miles...uphill...BOTH ways
why y'all lookin' at me so??

y'all ain't gonna believe this
wilder they are, th' better
y'all gonna be mesmerized
'til th' very last letter!!


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 Reviews of "y'all ain't gonna believe this..."
Reviewed by susie weiler (Reader)
Reviewed on February 18, 2003
you sound like a true texan to the core. enjoyed the letter now i want some more. love ya! susie q

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
I love it! You have a wonderful way of capturing speech--I almos' could hear it...

Reviewed by g g (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LOL(: Love this excellent write!
huggs Lady G.

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
:) Thanks for the smiles, Karla!! It's snowing here in AZ right now, guess you're next!!!

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LOL, thanks for the morning smile Karla. I love your writing sense of humor.

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Thanks for the laugh.

Reviewed by Mark Mahoney (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Superb, i loved this so much, i'm gobsmacked, excellently put and held together,and that you can believe...well done...Mark xx

Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
I loved this one....excellent poem!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
you have a knack for this kind of piece in the vernacular Karla, you should put a book together...wonderful writing;-)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Karla...this is excellent poem...am all into smiles...thanks for making me smile...cheers..love n luck...BHUWAN

Reviewed by The Voice (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Karla,
Super! Thanks for the smile.

Hugs,
The Voice

Reviewed by Valerie Roeske
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
you are such a doll, what a great way you have with words, ya'll aint' gonna believe this, 'think Karla's a'damn texan"" loved it, thanks for sharing the beauty of your words

Reviewed by Tien Avielle (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Dear Karla, haha- hey, I'm pretty open ! lol,
really enjoyed this a whole heep!

Reviewed on February 7, 2003
THis was a hillarious poem, excellent write!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
so right i was simply mesmerized till the last letter on each of your far out wacky and hilarious tales LOl i loved the one about the aliens that was really funny did a great job on this!!

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
LOL Loved your texan tale, Karla! (((hugs)))

Reviewed by Morchuis
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Hi Karla,
Only trouble with Texan's is that nobody can understand a word they say, not even Americans.
And I believe that they only live next door.----Morchuis

Reviewed by Little Miss....
Reviewed on February 7, 2003
Karla...
You guys sure know how to spin a yarn LOL
Excellant!! first smile of the day :)
Take care,
Love John & Jilly x


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