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kitty's troubles
by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner → (All Poetry by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner)
  
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ohdang ohcrud i dont like the sound of that
no wonder ev ryone calls me a fraidy cat

i jump i hiss at every little noise
because of that i m a target for little boys

they love to put little booties on my feet
shake a paw shake a paw shake a paw i repeat

how about tyin a balloon to my tail
they laugh and laugh when it pops outta hear me wail

they ll pick me up and then they ll twirl me around
then stagger stumble when i m put back on the ground

they wrap my tail with some string it drives me nuts
chase the tail chase the tail fall over on my butt

they ll wait til i m asleep shhh then shout out loud
then i jump so high i about reach up to the clouds

there ain t nothin worse to cats than little boys
cept little girls who dress me up that really annoys
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(written as if a cat were using the keyboard--it hasn't figured out the "shift" key)


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Reviewed by Debbie Edmiaston
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
How cute!! You're imagination is boundless and it shows in your writings. Great write!
Hugs
Debbie

Reviewed by Debbie Edmiaston
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
Thanks for the smile.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
Funny... lol! Great write......
cat on the run.%$#.*&^%$#.!.#$%^&*MIEEEEEEEEU
pppuurrrrrrr mieeeeu caaaaaaat...get of my damn keyboard.....scooooot..hahahaha......BA
Love
Tinka

Reviewed by Larry Skahill
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
really cute write
guilty as charged

Reviewed by Tracey Hardie
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
Cute write.. : )

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
Funny... lol! Great write.

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
funny puddy cat you have/

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)
Reviewed on February 9, 2003
I love cats...and love this, too...
Have to admit, I've dressed a cat or two
in my much, much younger years. They didn't
cooperate very nicely and I had the scratches
to prove it!! Those darn cats!!! lol

Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Karla, I know how little boys treat kittens, and I was no exception. But strange isn't it without adults to guide me, my behavior would have been much different and better. Hugs Bill xo

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Great write and humor. Keep it up!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Karla you are just too cute;-)...cat doesn't know the shift key get rid of it;-)LOL

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Cat toones..

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
This is wonderful.

Reviewed on February 8, 2003
They're loads of fun, aren't they? Delightful read Karla!!!!!

Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed on February 8, 2003

Reviewed by Ed Lupinacci (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
PURRectly lovely

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Hee Hee LOL cant stop laughing that poor cat I feel so sorry but cats do some of the strangest things this was a hilarious poem great job on it I like how you went shake shake shake over the booted paws that was funny

Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LoL, you have me chuckling.. :) Good write, I love the creativity that you mastered in this write. :)
~Kari~

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
As a person with cats ... AKA Cat Lover!!.... I can relate well with this one!
Great job!
Jill

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Oh I love this one.
curte.

Reviewed by Daniel McTaggart
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Without confirming or denying my own childhood behavior towards kittens, I would have to concur with your next-to-last line. But cats are smart. They'll figure out that shift key soon enough.


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