ohdang ohcrud i dont like the sound of that
no wonder ev ryone calls me a fraidy cat
i jump i hiss at every little noise
because of that i m a target for little boys
they love to put little booties on my feet
shake a paw shake a paw shake a paw i repeat
how about tyin a balloon to my tail
they laugh and laugh when it pops outta hear me wail
they ll pick me up and then they ll twirl me around
then stagger stumble when i m put back on the ground
they wrap my tail with some string it drives me nuts
chase the tail chase the tail fall over on my butt
they ll wait til i m asleep shhh then shout out loud
then i jump so high i about reach up to the clouds
there ain t nothin worse to cats than little boys
cept little girls who dress me up that really annoys
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(written as if a cat were using the keyboard--it hasn't figured out the "shift" key)
Funny... lol! Great write......
cat on the run.%$#.*&^%$#.!.#$%^&*MIEEEEEEEEU
pppuurrrrrrr mieeeeu caaaaaaat...get of my damn keyboard.....scooooot..hahahaha......BA
Love
Tinka
I love cats...and love this, too...
Have to admit, I've dressed a cat or two
in my much, much younger years. They didn't
cooperate very nicely and I had the scratches
to prove it!! Those darn cats!!! lol
Reviewed by na na (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
Karla, I know how little boys treat kittens, and I was no exception. But strange isn't it without adults to guide me, my behavior would have been much different and better. Hugs Bill xo
Hee Hee LOL cant stop laughing that poor cat I feel so sorry but cats do some of the strangest things this was a hilarious poem great job on it I like how you went shake shake shake over the booted paws that was funny
Reviewed by ♥ Kari Hirshey ♥ (Reader)
Reviewed on February 8, 2003
LoL, you have me chuckling.. :) Good write, I love the creativity that you mastered in this write. :)
~Kari~
Without confirming or denying my own childhood behavior towards kittens, I would have to concur with your next-to-last line. But cats are smart. They'll figure out that shift key soon enough.
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Hugs
Debbie
cat on the run.%$#.*&^%$#.!.#$%^&*MIEEEEEEEEU
pppuurrrrrrr mieeeeu caaaaaaat...get of my damn keyboard.....scooooot..hahahaha......BA
Love
Tinka
guilty as charged
Have to admit, I've dressed a cat or two
in my much, much younger years. They didn't
cooperate very nicely and I had the scratches
to prove it!! Those darn cats!!! lol
Sandie Angel :o) / May Lu $*_*$
~Kari~
Great job!
Jill
curte.