it began early early one morning
someone tromped kitty s tail with no warning
kitty was sleeping soundly in her bed
with sweet kitty dreams dancing in her head
bam someone tromped down hard on kitty s tail
woke up the household with kitty s kitty yell
little johnny had stepped on nice kitty
going to the bathroom to take a pee
kitty s owners yelled voices hurt her ears
kitty s turn to pee just did it in fear
bad kitty bad kitty it's time to run
fore someone kills the kitty with a gun
kitty went to hide under owner s couch
instead ran into the dog the old grouch
enemy spotted hiss spit growls and barks
ready to rumble cat dog took their marks
fighting like well you know like cats and dogs
this was one dog kitty was gonna flog
it went back and forth score one for kitty
dog came back certainly wasn t pretty
hissing and spitting like kitty could do
kitty would learn dog some kitty kung fu
that s what kitty thought well kitty was wrong
kitty learned doggy learned a whole new song
dog wiped out kitty knocked kitty flat out
kitty the victim of a doggy rout
kitty went to the vet poor little thing
of the owner s castle the dog was king
kitty will be nice kitty will be good
kitty learned a lesson like good kitties should
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LEAVE THE DOG ALONE.