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kitty s country song catnipped kitty
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ohhhhh kitty has been dippin in the catnip
kitty couldn t help it kitty s done got ripped
kitty s layin there with a glaze in the eyes
kitty was hyper now kitty s tranquilized

catnipped kitty
what am i gonna do
catnipped kitty
my kitty done got stewed
catnipped kitty
my kitty s gone cuckoo
catnipped kitty
kitty s got attitude
my catnipped kitty

ohhhhh kitty has been dippin in the catnip
kitty s done gone crazy kitty s gone and flipped
kitty s runnin like she got bit by a flea
that is one crazy wild catnipped kitty

catnipped kitty
what am i gonna do
catnipped kitty
my kitty done got stewed
catnipped kitty
my kitty s gone cuckoo
catnipped kitty
kitty s got attitude
my catnipped kitty

ohhhhh kitty don t o-d in the catnip
catnip makes you crazy kitty get a grip
too much of that stuff kitty you re gon be sick
think my kitty is hooked a catnip addict

catnipped kitty
what am i gonna do
catnipped kitty
my kitty done got stewed
catnipped kitty
my kitty s gone cuckoo
catnipped kitty
kitty s got attitude
my catnipped kitty
catnipped kitty
catnipped kitty
catnipped kitty
catnipped kitttttyyyyyyyy...


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 Reviews of "kitty s country song catnipped kitty"
Reviewed by B Thomas Daniels (Reader)
Reviewed on March 11, 2003
ROFLMAO this is so funny
LOVE IT

Reviewed on March 1, 2003
karla, this is GREAT!! LOL this is about the funniest thing i have ever read; thanks for my laugh for the day! ROTFWHL, LM*O
with much love, your twin, karen lynn. ((((HUGS)))) TERRIFIC write, karla! :)

Reviewed on March 1, 2003
This was so funny..so expressive, I could just see your kitty!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
I love these Kitty s poems you do, so creative and so true about cats. Keep'em coming Karla.

Reviewed by Chester Hardy lll
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
A crazy eyed cat is so funny Karla. Great work.

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
Karla, you have me splitting a gut;-)!!!Got that book going?

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
Catnipped kitty, is Cute

William

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
chuckle

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
Thanks for that fun write Karla. I was going to offer you my dog for kitties cuckoo moments but I see someone beat me to the punch.

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
Came by for my kitty fix. Love it.

~E

Reviewed by Morchuis
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
Hi Karla,

There is a cure for Kitty, his name is Benjie
A very rare old fashioned bedlington only a few dozen around, fastest thing on four legs you ever did see, he just loves dem puttie cats, and they just love him too. Zooooooooom.
loved it. Morchuis

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
hee heeeeeeee lol the return of kityy yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!! Imissed kitty so muchLOL this was absolutely hilarious im sure everyone else is ahppy kitty is back to so that i dont have to annoy them now with my sense of humorLOL

Reviewed by Jill Eisnaugle
Reviewed on February 28, 2003
The "purrfect" picture of my cats! Great job Karla!
Jill


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