noooo this cannot be there must be some mistake
this can t be true this certainly takes the cake
the service wants kitty there s something wrong there
this cannot be true this must be a nightmare
this is what kitty got in the mail today
a draft letter came and this is what it says

dear sir

greetings

uncle sam needs your help to win this war
report without delay to the draft board
your number s up it is your turn to serve
if selected you go active or reserve
we need your help if we are to win this fight
and if you don t report you we must indict

have a good day

sincerely yours

the united states

this must be a joke doggie must have done this
doggie hates kitty doggie is prejudiced
the service now is recruiting kitty cats
they must be desperate or have bees in their hats
kitty s got no choice kitty has got to go
when kitty finds the dog you don t wanna know

the following day

kitty didn t sleep a wink all through the night
tossing and turning and meowing out in fright
but kitty has to go to the damn draft board
what are they gonna do give kitty a sword
or are they gonna have kitty enter caves
look for al qaeda or other terror knaves
kitty s a lover not a fighter you see
kitty gets drafted this will make history
kitty arrives at the draft board right on time
all the testing began precisely at nine
kitty has a medical exam not fun
doctor ain t too thrilled about his bit up thumb
they also found out kitty wasn t a male
all they had to do was look under the tail
eyes ears nose throat heart lungs all check out okay
don t hiss kitty at least you don t have to pay
kitty did i say kitty general sir
there s been a mistake sir this recruit has fur
good grief i thought this recruit looked a bit strange
at least she s healthy and she doesn t have mange
i m sorry for the trouble we ve put you through
is there a way we can make it up to you
so kitty now has protection from the skies
let doggie bother kitty fur s gonna fly
here come the navy army air force marines
doggie hassle kitty naaaaah kitty s the queen