kitty s worst nightmare doggie s baaack! (poem) by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner on AuthorsDen

kitty s worst nightmare doggie s baaack!
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kitty thought kitty was safe noooo doggie s come back thought kitty was safe from the doggie s sneak attacks ----------------------------------------------------------- kitty was resting near the fire sawin logs dreamin of all the times kitty whooped up the dog kitty saves the day from the doggie s tyranny doggies ruling cats shiver that would be nasty suddenly a low growlin sound woke kitty up there in front of kitty that blankety blank pup doggie must be related to ole bin laden both are nasty both doggie and binny rotten attaaaack doggie jumped kitty doggie s chokin meeeeee where s kitty s mama mama will set kitty free gaspgasp kitty can t breathe dammit kitty needs air kitty s usin up more lives than kitty can spare call on the kung fu to get kitty out of this use the secret weapon the deadly kitty hiss hiiiiiiiissssssss doggie lets go phew whatta stink up the nose it s doggie s turn to choke who or what decomposed kitty strikes a pose meeeeow kitty s claws are out kitty strikes fear in doggie with a kung fu shout it s doggie s turn to piddle all over the rug doggie s in trouble kitty doesn t want to hug the fur s soon flyin kitty is playin whoop ass ain t for nothin kitty was first in kung fu class kitty s cussin doggie in fluent catonese doggie s beggin mercy doggie goes to his knees ----------------------------------------------------------- kitty wakes up nuts it was only a bad dream kitty s the number one cat kitty reigns supreme

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on March 8, 2003

Oh Karla ...I needed this humor today.....much love
Tinka

I'm glad you wrote this. Made my day.

Reviewed by Michelle Kidwell Power In The Pen

Reviewed on March 7, 2003

LOL this was cute, keep up the great writing!
God Bless
~Michelle~

Reviewed by jude forese

meow ;)

Reviewed by Bobbi Duffy

karla, this is fantastic. I could just see my silver tipped Persian sitting in the middle of the floor swiping his extended claws at the black cocker spainal pup tormenting his nap. Thank. And hug kitty fo me, when she's in the mood, of course.

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

I loved this so much! I just love your kitty poems and plan on reading every single one! Never stop please, they are so funny and such a joy to read!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

kITTYS WORST NIGHTMARE/

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Song for a hero
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Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)

I do wonder sometimes what animals dream about. Fun write! :-)

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

hee hee LOL awesome nightmare for poor poor kitty love this series so much great job on this

Reviewed by Cathy Montgomery (Reader)

Oh Karla...I NEEDED this humor--certainly enjoyed it!! '^)