the last time we left kitty kitty was in mama s purse
kitty wouldn t stay behind to this kitty was adverse
so mama and friends pile in mama s bright yellow bug
kitty stop peekin out oh alright i ll give you a hug
now stay in the purse kitty and please don t meow or hiss
let us git into the park mama says with emphasis
well howdy thar how y all today mama says to someone
i live in texas hear this park is the place to have fun
nothin in my purse but my wallet and another dress
if i git this one ruint i won t worry bout the mess
well thank y all y all are so nice y all have y allselves a great day
they get inside whew that was close thought kitty would betray
my goodness look at them rides what one do y all wanna ride
there are so many rides y all go ride one while i decide
mama peeks into her purse kitty y all alright in thar
gonna have ta feed kitty let her pee fore we go far
mama buys some fries sits down waits on her friends to get done
when they get through ridin mama asks if that ride was fun
mama s friends say yeah that one s fun but there are a lot more
how s what s her name what does she do if she really gets bored
y all don t wanna know hey is there a restroom that s nearby
if n i don t go pee think i m gonna swell up and die
hush karla you re in ohio they don t talk like that here
let s find the restroom looks like your need is pretty severe
they go to the restroom mama frees kitty from her purse
feeds kitty lets kitty pee kitty was about to burst
git back in my bag kitty let s git ourselves on a ride
so let me name some you purr that will help me to decide
mean streak blue streak gemini corkscrew millennium force
oh of course you d purr next biggest ride you would purr of course
i ain t rode nothin like this since i were fourteen years old
dangit i m gittin nervous cause my hands are gittin cold
we re gittin closer closer any way i can back out
cause i don t think i can do this beginnin to have doubts
mama and friends and the stowaway soon get to the front
i don t wanna ride this i ve changed my mind gonna be blunt
too late now cause mama s on the ride right in the front seat
strapped in and ready mama says some bad words i ll delete
the ride takes off up and up and up and way up they go
twenty two seconds to ascend the hill this ride ain t slow
they get to the top mama begins to scream let me offfffffff
ninety miles an hour down the neverending trough
mama s holdin onto her purse screamin like a banshee
gitmeofffgitmeoffff this thing are you in thar kitty
from inside the purse you hear a pitiful mewing sound
i know kitty if we survive we re stayin on the ground
ride finally ends mama shakily gets off the thing
sits down on the ground her bag held tight to her mama clings
are you all right mama s friends ask mama can t say a word
when she can she says i wasn t meant to fly like a bird
i wanna go home i ve had enough rides for a while
think this adventure was a little much quite a trial
kitty s okay although i nearly squished kitty plumb flat
kitty s not real happy kitty is not a happy cat
you outta see the inside of my purse it is a mess
kitty peed pooped puked ewwwwwww all over my extra dress
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