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gittin froggy (another humorous rant)
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so you think you wanna small piece of me,
cmon! jump!! i'm feelin a bit froggy!
jump on me? beLIEVE me, i'll jump right back,
gone make you rethink your plan of attack!

the fight's been buildin up for some time now,
bitin my tongue til it hurts (boy and HOW),
you might not like what i'm goin to say,
this litle froggy's gonna have her day!

that' IT!! i ain't gonna take it no more,
if 'n you don't like it, well there's the door,
don't you DARE give me that dang attitude,
this little froggy thinks you're bein rude!

you're wearin me out, you're tickin me off
temper's risin to cocktail molotov,
GIT OUTTA MY FACE know what's good for you,
or you're gonna see this froggy come unglued!
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ever have one of THOSE days??

siiggghhhh...


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 Reviews of "gittin froggy (another humorous rant)"
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Oh Yeah have had many of those days! Cute and funny yet also true and less than sunny (when this happens)...Oh yes good one and keep them coming!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
glad we made up; it's NOT fun when we fight! :( (((HUGS))) still, a funny write; keep 'em coming, karla, and PLEASE don't go froggy on me.... :(

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Oh and HOW!!!!! Great funny write! ~Kerry

Reviewed on June 7, 2003
LOL...fun rant.

Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on June 7, 2003
Nah! Always (LOL) Music solves it mostly in my case.

Reviewed by Melissa Rives
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Good rant...LOL :)Hope tomorrow's better!

Reviewed by Amy Blakeley (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Karla, let me tell you, I have been having one of those MONTHS!! A terrific and entertaining rant -- and very real, too! Thanks for sharing this!

Reviewed by Jenni Kalicharan
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Hehehe...You Go Grrl!!!
(((hugs)))
Jenni

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Hee, hee, well lets see, only thing is, everything I touched today fell to the floor or ground. Hug a frog........your friend Ron

Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Great write, Karla. You are feisty today!
Leland

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
This was great! Love the spirit you show here,

Excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
6-6-03

Rant All You Want, (God) Knows You Will Be Better Person For It!

TRASK

Reviewed by john zimmerman
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
been there done that etc., etc.

keep on ranting...
john+

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Yes today, and wonders of all wonders I have not screamed yet. Do you think I should? LOL. Great write. Thanks for the smile I really needed it.

Reviewed on June 6, 2003
Haha! Wonderful expression Karla!

May Lu $*_*$ a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Robert Blackwell (Reader)
Reviewed on June 6, 2003
**cringing**


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