i m warnin you don t you come near me you d best be backin youself up you stupid pup as fast as you can
i m warnin you gone draw back a nub just a stub if you attack me sweet li l kitty gone go ballistic
i m warnin you invadin my space with you face i said, back off now ya stupid chow talk bout stupid dogs
i m warnin you gonna kick you butt stupid mutt claw you all over that s right rover dog you goin dowwwwwwn
i m warnin you i don t wanna kiss hear me hiss awright that s it man gonna kick you can you wanna piece of me
i m warnin you smell my tuna breath instant death feel razor sharp claws upon you jaws it s kung fu kitty
i m warnin you hiiiiiiyaaaaaa you butt s mine eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee clothes line awhwwwwwwwwwwwww chop chop chop biffff bammmm boppppp dog s out like a light
(C) karla dorman, 2003/revised 2003.
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Reviews of "kitty s rant for doggie (revised, repost for contest)"
Oh, Karla, this is a hoot! I enjoyed every line and could see that adorable cat in action. By the way, I used to be your Fort Worth neighbor: North Richland Hills, Watauga, Colleyville ~~Bonnie Q
Hey I thought u liked us puppies, Aunt Karla? Daddy said u was a nice person and u had a nice kittie...I am a smart doggy but I look a little like a chow. But the only thing about chow about me, is that I like to eat stuff like chow! LOL! Peace, Rufuz (oh yeah, and Ed)
LOL! Wonderful to see the repost of this! great write Karla!;-)
Reviewed by Nicole Davis Vergara (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2003
{{{{Karla}}}}}
Oooooooooooo my lawdy you and Kung Fu Kitty got me laughing so hard I gots to ...
This is way to cute and funny, oh my I love your sense of humor!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo K A R L A!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
Reviewed by Susan Sparks (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2003
Karla: You have an INCREDIBLE sense-of-humor!!!! This is a wonderful poem. I read once that humor is the most difficult thing there is to write, and you have done it extremely well in this cute little kung fu kitty poem. Be proud and continue to write more humor.
HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! KITTY S BACK! What a funny and riotous write; I laughed my little A** off! SOOOOO goooood to be reading about kitty s foibles again; i have missed that little purrbucket s adventures (or is it MISadventures, in HER case??)! ENJOYED! PLEASE do write more about kitty; i LOVE her!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D (Kitty s #1 fan)
Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on November 19, 2003
Heh heh heh,,,I am glad I am not your doggy with that bad kitty living there.....cute Karla....floria
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Oooooooooooo my lawdy you and Kung Fu Kitty got me laughing so hard I gots to ...
This is way to cute and funny, oh my I love your sense of humor!
Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooo K A R L A!
((((Hugs))))
~Nikki~
LOL LOL LOL LOL
HURRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!! KITTY S BACK! What a funny and riotous write; I laughed my little A** off! SOOOOO goooood to be reading about kitty s foibles again; i have missed that little purrbucket s adventures (or is it MISadventures, in HER case??)! ENJOYED! PLEASE do write more about kitty; i LOVE her!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your twin, Karen Lynn. :D (Kitty s #1 fan)