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Mrs. Kerry, Quite Contrary
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Nursery rhyme parody mixed with political satire...



Mrs. Kerry, quite contrary,
how fast your faux paus grow.
Your attitude is down right rude,
and your concern is quite the show.

Mrs. Kerry, please don’t yell.
We can hear between the lines quite well.
I’d rather have four years of hell,
than your elitist, patronizing squeal.

Poor Mrs. Kerry, so confused,
perhaps you need a gin or two.
Then travel home to your estate,
on a private jet, it’s hard to wait.

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 Reviews of "Mrs. Kerry, Quite Contrary"
Reviewed by Marilyn Seray
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
LOL, this was a job well done

Reviewed by Tami Ryan
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
I have to give her credit for being genuinely involved in women's issues... money or no money, her heart is in the right place, and we'll all be benefactors for her involvement. To you, I give credit for a terrific write; I did have to laugh. (smiles)

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Outspoken... educated... thrust into a spotlight she doesn't wish to be in... she's involved in women's rights, rather than just talking about it and, rich, though she may be, she doesn't seek to support taxation that would benefit her wealth... yep! I like this woman! I'm the voice, here, who won't agree with your opinion... BUT... I DO think your write is clever, hilarious, biting and well-crafted. This is about poetry, not politics... for that, I salute you on a well-written piece, Lori! I have no use for those who holler their own views and don't at least try to understand or learn what the "other side" is saying... Good stuff! katy xox.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Kate is right, talk about ugly. And what's worse a Queen Camilla, yuk.

Great satirical write, what about orpha's words. lol..

Loved this....

Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Ha ha..loved this Lori, excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Oh you are so remarkable Lori!!

Love The Golden Youth!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Is she at least a little more photogenic than poor Cherie Blair??!! It's a tough life, so I guess only the toughest get to positions of contention. Their appetites are perhaps insatiable: do they foam at the mouth?! What a world we have created and "progressed" to. Good parody, Lori. Kate xx

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Can you IMAGINE four years of her as America's First Lady?

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Nothing can compare to that squelch that Hillary has, but she is a close second. You know I loved this one.

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Love it Lori.....
Send her back to Boston , along with flip /flop Kerry
Peter

Reviewed by Thomas Lanechanger (Reader)
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
HAHAHAHAHA!!!… Lori, I loved it!!! Outstanding work, Poet! R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O… HAHAHAHAHA… You’re too much!!! Incredible write!!!

Reviewed by Londis Carpenter
Reviewed on August 8, 2004
Lori This is awsome and gave me my laugh for the night. TRASK...my email addy is londis.myway.com Thank You

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 7, 2004
when it comes down to it, it's strange how politicians and their wives all really the same except for their idiosyncrasies and platitudinous politic ...

very well penned!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on August 7, 2004
Excellent_

You Have E Mail Addrees I'll Send You Kerry (scary) Stuff Sit Down Whence You Read it!

TRASK

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on August 7, 2004
Well written satire...can't comment on the content because I missed any of Mrs. Kerry's 'faux pas'...did she really? Life is so much better without TV and papers these days. (sigh)

I'm for Rufus as prez
Gina

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on August 7, 2004
They say a woman makes the man....what man, which man..
drunk in Bush land...
I don't like any of those lying politicians...
I think Ed's Rufus should be President?
Have a great week Lori......

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 7, 2004
Brava Lori! Superb satire!The real hell begins
if she ever becomes first lady!


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