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Venting?? Let's try Ranting
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When I finished sniveling this morning
Or at least took a break
I asked myself
‘what is it you really want?’
When I was young
I couldn’t wait to get older
I was dating, I couldn’t wait for marriage
I got married
I couldn’t hack that either
Never could seem to get the knack
Maybe it’s the selfless giving
I had trouble with
Dating again, I couldn’t wait to find that special someone
Find him
And can’t remember what I wanted with him
In the first place
Well, yeah there is that
But I’m never satisfied
Well, maybe occasionally
But not for long
I make friends on the internet
Then I neglect them
When
I lived alone, I needed company
I found a roommate
Now I need privacy, hide out in my room
I’ve finally come to a realization
That most people who know me
And many of you who don’t
Probably figured out long ago
I’m really a royal pain in the ass
No matter what I want
And who
Really gives a rat’s ass anyway

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Don't ever think I don't appreciate all of you who see me thru my emotional rollercoasters without just telling me to get a life!! This is a tongue in cheek look at what you all put up with from me all the time.

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 Reviews of "Venting?? Let's try Ranting"
Reviewed by krissy
Reviewed on April 24, 2002
hey sweetie,
if we were perfect, we'd have holes in our hands and feet..and i don't know 'bout you, but i like to keep my piercings..ummm intimate. better for the 'fun' jewelry. you just keep bein you..you're cool in my book.
besides..tell me a guy that doesn't like the thrill of a good rollercoaster ride..yee haw! if he pukes..get rid of him!
hugs and love
always
krissy

Reviewed by angel michael (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2002
Have you called Dr. Frazier Crane?

~~michael~~

Reviewed by Dark Stranger (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2002
still hope the dog pees in your coffee..
you would be a fun ride babe..
grinin at you..

D

Reviewed by J John (Reader)
Reviewed on April 24, 2002
Enjoyed ..and all women are trouble ;-) ..wonder will i get in trouble for that one lol ...... j

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on April 24, 2002
i like the ranting and raving to glad to see someone other than myself for a change

Reviewed by William Manchee
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
Hey, we love that ranting and raving. Makes life interesting. Hang in there girl.

Reviewed by Scada (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
*Smirk*... sometimes girl, I swear you're inside my head, typing with my fingers. You might be a pain in the ass, but I'm sure I'm every bit as much of one, if not more. Regardless, I love ya,

Scada

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
i dont' know about a rat's ass but i sure would do yours ;)~

Reviewed by Cheryl Shoemaker
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
LOVE IT !!!!...such wit and well said...

Reviewed by John Reilly (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
I like your style to dear
and just to make u sick have a great day

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 23, 2002
Don't know you, but I like your writing style. Great write.


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