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Horn Of Plenty
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I kid you not...this squash was in the vegetable bin at a farm we visited on the weekend....it was inspiration at its finest....my wicked mind had to create something....I mean look at it! giggle.....

Your vivid flesh I spotted first, On your tag, your clever name. As a woman, I was drawn to you, Without a hint of shame! You stood apart from all the rest, I couldn’t believe my eyes! Firm and erect as any I’d seen, And oh my God your size! I simply had to have you, To taste your wares so fine! Tonight you and I will be as one, As on Horn Of Plenty I dine! © Annabel Sheila

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Reviews of "Horn Of Plenty"

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on October 8, 2010

Dine Schmine, hide the cucumber launched to new heights...err depths:-)Patrick

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Goodness, you sure got me laughing, very creative....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

SQUASH IS REALLY DELICIOUS...AND IT LOOKS FINE, AS MOST OF THE VEGGIES AND FRUITS DO WHEN WE GET THEM STRAIGHT FROM THE FARMS...BET IS WAS GOOD. THANKS FOR SHARING, LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...
JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Oh, jeeze, this is even more suggestive than, "being done by a cute Asian girl." However, I love it! However, truly, I do love squash, but never quite looked upon one as you suggest. But, alas, in the future...?
Your friend, Mark

Reviewed by Christine Tsen

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Laughing delightedly!!!
You are so talented, and I can't say as I have ever seen anything like this enormous piece of squash!
Blessings,
Christine

Reviewed by Christine Alwin

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

lol...OH Anna,,,, sooooooooooooooo funny!

Reviewed by Lonnie Hicks

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Makes me smile.Wicked.

Reviewed by Felix Perry

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

OMG between your poem and Jerry's comments you have me rolling on the floor laughing. Too cute, hope your hubby didn't get jealous and stop at the bakery section for some hot buns. lol
fee

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Anna! I an shocked. Truly and deeply shocked. My, my, after all these years with the yours truly, the cucumber, you throw me over for a . . . Ug . . . slimy yellow squash. I'm aghast, aghast I tell you. Where is the nearest counseling office? I will need years of professional help to get through this.

Reviewed by TONY NERONE

Reviewed on September 28, 2010

Very nicely written, Annabel.

GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

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