If you could see behind my smile
You’d shut your mouth and run
Cause I’m throwin’ daggers into your heart
You hateful son of a gun
Yes I’m here to serve you
And I’d happily do my job
If you’d only treat me right
You nasty scum-suckin’ slob
It’s not my fault things aren’t perfect
All I can do is my best
But I’d happily kick your friggin ass
You ignorant whiney pest
I’ll flash you the friendliest smile I have
And nod when you treat me like muck
Pretend I care about your woes
But I really don’t give a ....
© Annabel Sheila
customer service and some of the customers make you want to go there
with them. We all at one time or another had some kind of thought inside of us that wanted to just Blast the fire out of someone and
your poetry just brought the truth out of what we sometimes do think about people we are dealing with, you are just keeping it real.
Thanks for the poem, it made me smile a lots.
Regis
FUNNY!
However, in every store there seems to be at least a few grunts and whiners.
I laugh at them out loud. They ask me, "paper or plastic?" I usually say, "Well, I'm going give you plastic, so we are even."
If they insist on taking my grocery cart out I ask them, "Where am I parked?" I laugh and ask them if they have an internal GPS.
Yes, life can be fun. Don't take people too seriously and don't be serious or it can get ...............
God Blessing...
John Michael
Giggles galore!! Inside Voice..been there``
Lady Mary Ann
The worst words you could come up with were "scum-suckin' slob"
If you need a few more, just call.
Meanwhile, you made me laugh my ass off! :)
budd
You ignorant whiney pest
Are you shopping where my nasty brother Matlack does??!!
lOVE & PEACE
WILLIAM
Ron
It would be fun to put the actual words with the truthful translations.
My son and I love to swap customer service stories- we never laugh harder.
Great stuff!!!
John
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Mark
Amor
Michael D.