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Miss Who?
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This is just for fun. I used the prefix "mis" to see how I could come up with a few rhymes starting with "a" etc.


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Miss Who?

 

Miss Apprehension?
She’s got a fine pension.
Miss Behaving?
She spends her time shaving.
Miss Calculation?
She has no education.
Miss Demeanour?
There’s no one that’s keener.
(Nor for that matter, meaner)
Miss Expend?
She loves to spend.
Miss Fire?
She will never (re)tire.
Miss Giving?
She’s just living
Miss Hap?
She’ll sit on your lap.
Miss Inform?
She loves a uniform.
Miss Judge?
She loves chocolate fudge.
Miss Kal?
She can be a real pal.
Miss Lead?
She’ll make your heart bleed.
Miss Mate?
She’s great on a date.
Miss Name?
She’ll play any game.
Miss Ogamy?
She hates polygamy.
Miss Place?
She loves “Ace of Base.”
Miss Quote?
She’s a poet.
Miss Report?
She’s a real sport.
Miss Shape?
She has a pet ape.
Miss Tletoe?
She has a sexy toe.
Miss Use?
She has a very short fuse.
Miss Venture?
She’s an adventure.
Miss Word?
She eats like a bird
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© Copyright 2006 Regis Auffray

  

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 Reviews of "Miss Who?"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on January 13, 2022
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO...MISS XLIGHT, LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT? OH, I GET IT...YOU'RE STILL WAITING FOR HER, OKAY-OKAY!(SMILE). HAD FUN WITH THIS ONE, REGIS. CUTE SHARING, THANKS LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by lois christensen
Reviewed on August 19, 2014
A fun read, I'm misjudge - I love fudge.

Reviewed by Sheila Roy
Reviewed on January 30, 2008
Regis,
You're quick-witted and constantly thinking outside the box. A fun-to-read poem. Love and hugs.
Sheila

Reviewed on October 25, 2007
This Was Very Fun Piece with many clever cleche'

Love & Hugs
Vickie

Reviewed by Safi Abdi
Reviewed on June 19, 2006
Enjoyed very much. Thanks Reg.

Reviewed by Randall Barfield
Reviewed on May 11, 2006
Miss Quote smells like a goat! You're going looney!

Reviewed by Pamela garner (Reader)
Reviewed on May 10, 2006
cute. It brought a smile to my face. Thank you for that.Pamela

Reviewed by Muhammad Al Mahdi
Reviewed on May 3, 2006
This is glorious.

Reviewed by June Thompson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 1, 2006
great fun here!

thanks for this little number

it was fun

Reviewed by Blue Sleighty
Reviewed on April 29, 2006
What fun!

Reviewed on April 28, 2006
There certainly is a lot of personalities. I'm sure we can use the same poem for men too. Hey, ya gotta be fair!

Sandie May Angel a.k.a. Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Phyllis Jean Green
Reviewed on April 26, 2006
Great fun. . .and so imaginative! Makes me thinka that song that
goes, "Of all the girls I loved before. . ." Got somethin' wrong, didn't I? You know the one I mean. Thanks for the smiles, Luv.
'Pea' <3

Reviewed by Barbara Terry
Reviewed on April 25, 2006
Giggle. Thank you Regis for giving us a reason to smile today. This is just waaaaaay too funny.

May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), your little sister, Barbie

"If I have to be this girl in me, Then I have the right to be."

Reviewed by SilverCeltic Moon
Reviewed on April 21, 2006
Adorable! I loved this whimsical poem. ;) Silver

Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on April 20, 2006
Light-hearted rhyme, Regis! I enjoyed!

Reviewed by Amira van Kerk (Reader)
Reviewed on April 18, 2006
Great one, Regis.
Love it.
All the best
Amira

Reviewed by Suzie Palmer
Reviewed on April 17, 2006
Dear Regis,
Mademoiselle qui?
C'est fantastique!!
Amour, Suzie :-D

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on April 17, 2006
A fun piece Regis! Hope I didn't Miss Read anything!

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed on April 16, 2006
Oh I thought it was fun and so enjoyable to read!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Rosemarie Skaine
Reviewed on April 16, 2006
Enjoyable read. Nonsensical and fun. R

Reviewed on April 16, 2006
Great pen Regis. You forgot the one who is always screwing up...Miss Take. Have a good Easter

Reviewed by Meredith Dixon (Reader)
Reviewed on April 15, 2006
That indeed was fun! I think perhaps you are intrigued by brunettes?!
What a cool play on words and it just goes along so well and I really do love what you write. Love and God bless, Meredith. Happy Easter,too! Where is Chilliwack Mountain? I must look on your site again and find it! It must be what inspires you like this!!!

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on April 15, 2006
Awesome use of Miss, Regis? This really doesn't miss a beat! The rhymes and the references are so in synch, brings out the teacher in you. Happy Easter on Chilliwack Mountain, Reg!

Sage

Reviewed by Karen Cino
Reviewed on April 15, 2006
I love it. It's a breath of fresh air. The perfect way to start my day.
Happy Easter!
~hugs~
Karen

Reviewed by Ann Marquette
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
a fun read Reg...
thanks for sharing,
ann

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Thanks Regis
For your originality
this piece I found very delightful
Happy Easter

William ..... Peace

Reviewed by Rose L
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
This gives a whole new meaning to learning one's alphabet! A fun write!

Peace,

~Rose~

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
very creative, whimsical poem, Regis ...

Reviewed by Nordette Adams
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Entertaining, Regis, with some highly provocative lines. ~~Nordette

Reviewed by Sandra Corona
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Loved this Regis :)! Every female goes through 'phases' :) of mis information or mal(e) content :)! Gotcha!

LYMY,
:)Sandy

Reviewed by Paul Williams
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Miss-Chevious write my friend...nice one Regis

Paul;-)

Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Really enjoyed this quirky, witty write!
Birgit and Roger

Reviewed by A. Santo (Reader)
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Regis my friend this is wonderful. Such a beautiful play on words and definitions. You might just call your writings "stuff" but I honestly see them as poetry. Very good poetry my dear man.

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
I'm betting that a lot of men like Miss Hap the best!!

Susan

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Glad I didn't Miss this poem!

Reviewed by Janet Bellinger
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
It ain't no Mis - Take,
This poem is great.

Janet

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Reg
Quite a parade and assortment of miss-conceptions....:)
Fun and light hearted pen !
Peter

Reviewed by Sara Coslett
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
LOL...this was adobable. I agree with George, who clearly got the point of your play on words; no mistake, this is great. You have a clever mind Regis. ~ Sara

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
No Mis Take about this, it's great.

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 14, 2006
Hahahahahahaha......I love it...miss Twinkle...well she makes you tinkle....Miss TinkaSweet....she loves you indeed!!

What do you call a miss Tweetie who plugged all her feathers??

Miss Porntweetie Sweetie!!

Love Miss TinkaSweets

Reviewed by Gordon Rosenberg (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
clever - made me think of Kelly Clarkson's song -
"Miss independent
Miss self-sufficient
Miss keep your distance, no
Miss on her own
Miss almost grown
Miss never let a man help her off her throne
So, by keeping her heart protected
She'd never ever feel rejected
Little miss apprehensive
Said ooh, she fell in love"

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Love to see you at play...

Gina

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Those are the seven ladies in your harum...boy you know how to pick em', though the one with the blue shaw needs to shave her upper lip...;) Ed

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Love this a lot. Very funny and reminds me of the old song "Ain't Miss Behavin"...that would be moi!
Susan

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Fun play with the words!

Reviewed by - - - - - TRASK
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Why Apologize Nobody Else Does--Sadly They All End Faces End (Face Lifts,Breast Implants Cost Them $Million$) Up Looken Just Like That Photo Old Lady In Scarf...

It's Really Good Eye Opening Write...

TRASK

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Sounds like you had fun with this one, kewl idea.

Felix

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
My, mym Regis, you have your wit about you tonight. Good show (Good show? Jeez! I ain't no Brit.)

Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Regis,

This is absolutely aDORable! Thanks for the smiles today; very well done! C'est magnifique!

(((HUGS))) and much love, ton ami, Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
No need to appologize, Regis, this was great fun to read, thank you. I'm Mis-Tify, I will tell you no lie! ;)
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 13, 2006
hahaha this is whimsical and fun to read! I enjoyed it totally!
I'm miss name, not very tame;-)...Thanks for sharing Regis!

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed on April 13, 2006
Regis,

Foolish or not, I love it. Which one am I? Hopefully, Miss Quote. :) Well done, mon ami!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.


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