No offence intended, just another Wally World adventure.

Triple “XXX” Sweats

It was barely past the fourth, Black Friday without fail,
Lordy I couldn’t believe it, they had my sweats on sale,

Man o man triple extra large, they’ll fit just like a “T”,
Gigantic legs and big fat arms, how lucky can you be,

I just had to buy a cart full, ,eight came in a set,
All them different colors the best you’ll ever get,

Man I got some dirty looks from others wantin a pair,
Yeah, there was some discontent but I was the first one there,

Huge angry riders in little carts, the one’s with the battery pack ,
A little upset the rack was empty, I done cleaned out the stack,

I took some heat at the check out, that computer stuff just gets me,
I punched in eight as the number but they only charged for three,

I called a worker over and told him of my distress,
He said I really cain’t help you , this new math is a mess,

Now me, I’m an honest feller, most of the time at least,
But here I was a disturbance , they called for the police,

I raised my hands and told that sergeant you won’t believe my word,
But Sarge they wouldn’t take my money, a miracle has occurred,

I made this purchase honestly and with winter gittin near,
Now all my horses will be wearing sweats when Christmas day gets here,

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