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Shades of Truth, but only shades.
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The wife , Hon did you see what that preacher on TV said,
It’s one of those miracle discovery meds,
Claims that many years ago, a word in the Bible was deciphered wrong
And here we’ve been killing ourselves all along ,
It sounds authentic he’s a Preacher you know,
He wouldn’t be telling it, if it weren’t so,
Hon I’ll bring it up ;see what he has to say,
But you know me ; gotta see it my way,
He’s probably one of those TV guys,
That are always caught with two or three wives,
A man of the cloth it has been said,
But they’re talkin about the blankets of another man’s bed?
Don’t get me wrong, there’s preachers out there,
Most are good servants and teach love and care,
This guy I’ll bring up and listen to his spiel
But I’ll tell you up front, I don’t think he’s real,
Well I listened thirty minutes just for your sake,
Would it be a lotion or pills you can take,
Nope, In Medicine there’s been a life revolution,
And this biblical miracle has named a solution,
Show’s moon eyed buyers for a pack of Mary Jane,
If that’s the big miracle ; this guy’s insane,
Yeah there’s a silver lining behind this cloud of smoke,
With pretty pink elephants in ice cream floats,
Named cannabis, weed, joint , pot or wanna, wanna
Call it what it is, a bag of marijuana,
Guess I was wrong ,it was a book that he’s sellin,
But when I tried to exit , my computer started yellin,
Don’t leave yet !, one more minute of your time,
Believe me Thomas, it won’t cost a dime,
No charge for this download, it’s absolutely free,
And you can order my book , only nine thirty three.
Wife said, Sounded like a miracle to get you well
How did you know it was his book to sell,
Hon twenty years in a Gold Camp as a seller and a buyer,
Is where I earned my Master’s as a Professional Liar!
On rare occasions I tell the truth (Maybe)
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Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
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Not a laugh, but some good sense in this seed.
Ron
"Don’t get me wrong, there’s preachers out there,
Most are good servants and teach love and care,"
Since it's "maybe", I take it you were not. Enjoyed.
I might be a little late
I just gotta have another Mary Jane.