My memory must be excellent because I cain’t remember anything that I forgot.

Memory Salad,

Well I’ve done a lotta dumb things in my life,
I got that phrase memorized, it’s a favorite of my wife,

We went out to dinner,, I think she was buying,
Boy I sure messed that up without even trying,

Wished her Happy Birthday, everything looked fine,
But it wasn’t her Happy Birthday , it was mine,

Normally she’s pretty good her memory ain’t gone to pot,
She just forgets that I cain’t remember what I forgot,

Then there was something, I forgot what every body does,
I’ll just ask my wife, she’ll remember what it was,

Dear do you remember, what you said to do,
She said , shoulda wrote it down like I told you to,

Dear I’m a writer, was it on your grocery list,
My mind was occupied with something, I mighta missed,

I wanna be an esteemed author, a highly favored one,
She said she favored lobsters highly steamed until they’re done,

Respect ain’t her strongest suit as you can plainly see,
Well I like lobsters, but I thought this was about me,

I cain’t recall what she said was always being left undone,
Seems to me it was something, a kinda important one,

She said there were so many things ; my memory’s kinda dim,
I’m just hoping here in church , my fly ain’t one of them !!