AuthorsDen.com   Join | Login    
Where Authors and Readers come together!

SIGNED BOOKS    AUTHORS    BOOKS    SAMPLE CHAPTERS    AUDIOBOOKS    eBOOKS    STORIES    ARTICLES    POETRY    BLOGS    NEWS    VIDEOS    SUCCESS    TESTIMONIALS

Featured Authors:  Christine Boyce, iShannon MacLeod, iWilliam Manchee, iGracie McKeever, iJohn DeDakis, iTom Kitt, iMel Hathorn, iMary Lynn Plaisance, iJames Hill, iEva Pasco, i

  Home > Humor > Poetry        Popular: Books, Stories, Articles, Poetry        Authors: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z     

Tom E Leftwich

 Follow Me  

· Contact Me
· Success story
· Books
· Poetry
· News
· 373 Titles
· 1,094 Reviews
· Save to My Library
· Share with Friends!
·
Member Since: Feb, 2013

Tom E Leftwich, click here to update your pages on AuthorsDen!


Books by
Tom E Leftwich











See all Books
by Tom E Leftwich



No Talking
by Tom E Leftwich → (All Poetry by Tom E Leftwich)
Thursday, February 3, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
Share   Print  Save   Follow   Share on Facebook

This for once, is a true story. Jeanie had a good laugh.



No Talking

Hi Jeanie, I’ll have a club sandwich, I’ll grab this table over here,
No I’m going back to work, Cain’t be drinking wine or beer,

You say it’s reserved , for people of what kind,
Well I’m not particular and I don’t really mind,

But why reserve the table, I don’t understand,
Well the group is kinda special , they only talk by hand,

You might feel outta place with all the hand talk going around,
You know there’s lots of motion , but they don’t make a sound,

Later Jeanie said, I notice you didn’t eat , too much goin on,
Sorry, you couldn’t say much until they were all gone,

Jeanie you know I talk with everyone , no matter what their station,
But I only knew one hand sign, it wouldn’t fit the conversation !!

Want to review or comment on this poem?


Need a FREE Reader Membership?


 Reviews of "No Talking"
Reviewed by Diana Legun
Reviewed on February 5, 2022
Playful, fun and respectful at the end. ~~ djl

Reviewed by E Phillips
Reviewed on February 4, 2022
Mum's the word
Now don't flip me the bird!

Reviewed by T. Wignesan
Reviewed on February 3, 2022
Well, well, Senor Don Ron, what's the secret? Is that "only" sign you and Tom share and share alike: Is it the French "poke in the sky"? - that even demure Mademoiselles use while driving around town with the mobile yapping away, seductive and torrid ? Could very well be the "E-motion in motion" attributed to Mae West!!! LGBTQs are more discreet; they use the "fist" instead of the French "finger". No wonder driving is such fun! Genie in the bottle!

Tom, is this the second "saynète" creeping towards the ultimate Satyr Play?

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on February 3, 2022
You hand sign illiterate! ;-) I'll be damned if that's the only hand side that I know, too!

I guess it couldn't be my Jeanie. She never worked as a waitress. She gave all kinds of messages when she danced--still does.

Ron


New Poetry by Tom E Leftwich
Popular Poetry (Humor)
  1.  Little Folk, Cousins Make A Pit Stop
  2.  If I Could Be A Super Hero
  3.  Fried Chicken
  4.  An Adventurous Reinterpretation of Mid
  5.  Like Ducks in Paper Trousers
  6.  Laughing As I Flee...
  7.  A Salt and Batter
  8.  Amazing Grapes
  9.  Newfangled Things
  10.  Milkman's letter
  11.  A Writer Named Ron
  12.  Ode to Spamophobia
  13.  The Last Second
  14.  Porky Pig And Daffy Duck
  15.  My First Heart Attack
  16.  Houston Greats
  17.  Atlanta Belle
  18.  Burst Forth
  19.  Flocking
  20.  Bad Boy
Free Book Review Program
Select a book to read and review today!

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part III is adult satirical literature that parodies thirteen famous short stories.  
Member BookAds

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V by Jay Dubya

Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a  
Member BookAds

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked by Jay Dubya

Hawthorne: Hazed Hooked Hammered & Hijacked is adult humor that satirizes 12 popular Nathaniel Hawthorne stories in parody form.  
Member BookAds