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Togetherness,
Grand daughter Crystal? Can’t forget you some how ,
You got a problem ,and need some help now,
No I ain’t surprised, it’s money no doubt,
Your boy friend’s in jail and needs bail to get out,
Six hundred dollars, girl that’s some big dough,
I ain’t Uncle Sam, or welfare you know,
You say for his birthday , you wanna be with him,
Well girl my old check book is , mighty, mighty thin,
It’s a big waste of money, but I’ll send what I’ve got,
It may help some, but then maybe not ,
I don’t know the arrangement, I’m not a jail bird you see,
Wish him happy birthday, tell him it’s from me,
Grand pa you’re a bastard, cause I’m sure you knew,
That money was counterfeit, they locked me up too!
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One inmate said to another in his cell, "I always made big money counterfeiting. A quarter-inch too big."
Ron
Where do you go searching such imbroglios to get yourself in a bind???