Trying to get back in the fun lane with a little gambling laugh

Casino Welfare

I think every military fort in our early west was a bad move to begin,
They’ve been replaced with casinos- Hello, the Indians win!

All the gambling casinos enjoy a little monthly welfare,
You say Oh no, come on Tom, that statement can’t be fair,

I know you think the truth from me is always kinda rare,
Well let’s take a look to see and doubt it if you dare,

The busiest time for casino’s is the crowded second week,
I’ve tested out this theory with my usual losing streak,

Checks arrive the first week of the month, so the second week is the thriller,
But some folks buy their groceries first ,for casino’s that’s a killer,

I think I’m a donator not much of a gambling man,
But I never come home totally broke if I find an aluminum can,

You know all of them there slot machines have a percent returned,
But I reckon I pick the bad ones. I’m forever gittin burned,

One said ninety five percent, hot dog baby, that’s a lot,
Somehow or other I read it wrong five percent is what I got,

In leaving, wife ask why’s that guy so happy, he has no money sack,
I said, cause his rear end still looks normal and his shirt is on his back!

Good Luck!