Dogs don’t take offence too easy, but some’ll put you over it, with your pants a little breezy.

Dog Gone

I was at this rally for neutering, to prevent the spread of dog offspring,
This TV guy made some big deal at whacking off everything,

Maybe it was discount day at this veterinary place,
He claimed that too many dogs crowded the holding space,

My man was fumbling for his money, to end my Macho look,
I was hoping it cost a bundle, but twenty is all it took,

He said, it will benefit mankind your sacrifice will show,
I’d whole lot rather you burned a sheep, that’s a sacrifice too you know,

You say it’s a common practice, no one will think it strange,
Next thing you’re gonna tell me it’s for climate change,

They said, Take a matching number and we’ll give a call for you,
Didn’t think I needed a number, all I had, was two,

I wasn’t cut out for the fancy dog show season,
Must have cut me off for some political reason,

I’m a little sore in places and cain’t even hike to Whizz
So now I’m a member of the opposite sex, which ever one that is,

Do I look happy? You outta your mind?
I’d like to sink my teeth in that Vet’s behind!

Well my guard dog career is ended, I never liked this Jerk,
So here I am at Animal Control, looking for suitable work,

I cain’t be swayed by sex or high exalted station,
But unlike politicians, I never deserved castration,

The perfect job I found, I think you’d never guess,
They hired me as your helpful auditor, from the IRS,

Musta been my good looks