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Couple of Ditties
by Rusty Daily → (All Poetry by Rusty Daily)
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Assembly is Required


The snow fell as I desired
So I went to bed and retired
But despite my long prayer
The snowmen weren't there
I guess assembly is required


 


911


Help! I've been robbed by a crook.
He took my money and off he run.
I need to get my telephone book
and look up the number of nine one one.


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 Reviews of "Couple of Ditties"
Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Two from you and two more for me...These are great!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
lol....sounds like me putting on my glasses to search for my spectacles....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
This is so funny...thanks for the chuckle, I needed one today.

Carole

Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
FUNNY! I love reading you & CJ the most! You have natural talent!

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Oh my, this is too good!lol

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
Rusty is becoming synonmyous with humor. Victor

Reviewed on November 20, 2006
If you can't find the number of 911, then let me know, I think I have it written down somewhere.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by CJ Heck
Reviewed on November 20, 2006
These are standout poems, Rusty-friend, and as always, I love your quirky humor.
Loveya,
CJ


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