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Couple of Ditties
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Assembly is Required The snow fell as I desired So I went to bed and retired But despite my long prayer The snowmen weren't there I guess assembly is required 911 Help! I've been robbed by a crook. He took my money and off he run. I need to get my telephone book and look up the number of nine one one.

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Reviews of "Couple of Ditties"

Reviewed by Kimmy Van Kooten

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

Two from you and two more for me...These are great!
Love and Peace~
Kimmy~

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

lol....sounds like me putting on my glasses to search for my spectacles....lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Carole Mathys

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

This is so funny...thanks for the chuckle, I needed one today.

Carole

Reviewed by Todd-Michael St. Pierre (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

FUNNY! I love reading you & CJ the most! You have natural talent!

Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

Oh my, this is too good!lol

Reviewed by Victor Buhagiar (Reader)

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

Rusty is becoming synonmyous with humor. Victor

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

If you can't find the number of 911, then let me know, I think I have it written down somewhere.

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by CJ Heck

Reviewed on November 20, 2006

These are standout poems, Rusty-friend, and as always, I love your quirky humor.
Loveya,
CJ

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